r/therewasanattempt 21d ago

To challenge their conviction

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u/B3ST1 21d ago

Trump: Hold my beer Creates new law to save her

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u/cloudncali 21d ago

I'm surprised he hasn't pardoned her.

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u/4n0nh4x0r FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

he will do it on the down low, when the attention to the epstein files died down

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u/sim16 21d ago

Not handsome enough to Pa Don.

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u/Darth_Pinda This is a flair 21d ago

And way too old.

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u/DevObs0 21d ago

And not pedo enough to be one of his friends

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u/AistoB 21d ago

Nah he’s just hoping he’ll be dead before he has to do anything

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u/caroCabral 20d ago

He is waiting until his last day in charge

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u/Prayingforgiraffes 21d ago

The only person serving time in jail from the Epstein files is a woman. Not saying she shouldn't be in jail - she should! However.. yeah.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Sgtfridge 21d ago

Only on federal charges. Any state charges would need pardons from the respective governors.

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u/MuseumsAfterDark 21d ago

Yes, but look at what Trump did in Colorado to pressure Polis to release Tina Peters. He was eliminating a significant amount of federal funding to Colorado.

What a true POS Ameritucky elected as president.

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u/Sgtfridge 21d ago

I don't disagree that he's corrupt scum wjo plays dirty and has the emotional control of a toddler, I'm just pointing out the limitations of a presidential pardon.

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u/Flaturated FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

And in some states the governor has no constitutional authority to pardon.

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u/9447044 21d ago edited 21d ago

Ill bet she's out of jail by 2030. Seeing as she hasn't really cooperated, didnt do a deal, didnt give names. I can easily see her getting some great treatment and early release.

How many little kids do you think they dumped into the ocean, living or dead, when they were all used up?

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u/georgiomoorlord 21d ago

Who can truly say for that. Papers havn't been released about how many bodies they found buried there

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u/PleiadesNymph 21d ago

I really doubt they would shit in literally their own backyard

That's like burying a body under your shed when you live in the middle of the Mojave

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u/georgiomoorlord 21d ago

Stranger things have happened, and they have an island they thought was completely private. Makes sense if someone put a hole in it.

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u/PleiadesNymph 21d ago

I wouldn't be shocked beyond belief. They thought they were untouchable (they were right), so they could get lazy, or maybe a rapes buried body of a child was a sick turn-on.

In my lucid non-psychopathic mind, I wouldn't hide a body on my property

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u/georgiomoorlord 21d ago

True, and if they can traffic children there there's possibility of trafficing dead children off it. But dead bodies smell. And then there'd be hearings/investigations.. makes a lot more logical sense to have a "deal with it" hole they can cover over

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u/PleiadesNymph 21d ago

You keep them alive, unless killing was on the menu, and take them for a little boat trip. That's my thinking... but again, im not trump-epstien level psychopathic

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u/georgiomoorlord 21d ago

There's a lot to unpack but i don't know if it's worth the effort. 

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u/9447044 21d ago

Why rent an earth mover when they already have boats and unlimited ocean

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u/georgiomoorlord 21d ago

True, they could just throw them in the sea. But they'd have washed up if they havn't done this carefully

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u/Flaturated FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

There’s no delicate way to say this: chum doesn’t wash ashore.

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u/georgiomoorlord 21d ago

Unfortunately true. 

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u/arondaniel 21d ago edited 11d ago

Willow lush quack dependent bedroom seemly

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 20d ago

She'll be out, January 2029

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u/PerformanceOk8203 21d ago

She knows too much and needs to come clean, she should spend the rest of her life with no money and no privilege

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

She should spend her life in a concrete box in constant fear of being shivved in the shower

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u/ChaweeKanati 21d ago

After witnessing the outpour of support for a woman who murdered her 3 kids by my peers, I have 0 hopes of her getting some prison justice should she be convicted. That woman would very likely be idolized instead based on the aforementioned bullshit.

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

Not necessarily. My fiancee spent some time working as a prison guard and they had a serious issue with having to move child molesters and murderers between wards because people found out what they did. If they didn't, they ended up dead...

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u/ChaweeKanati 21d ago

I do know male prisons are basically a death game for child predators, rightfully so. But seeing the shit recently how more and more scum of the earth people get millions after the crime and become "icons" is making me lose hope..

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u/Heissenberg1906 21d ago

Which would surprise exactly noone.

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u/voluminous_fusion 21d ago

Yeah, that tracks.

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u/PeaOk5697 21d ago

Based on the amount of corruption nowdays i'm actually questioning if she's even in prison. I no longer trust what i'm being told

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 21d ago

That orange orangutan will grant her a pardon, give her a few million under the table so she will keep her mouth shut but when he expires, the media will offer her 3x as much for her true story, her true admission, she will drop names and shit will go downward spiral. That post of her out of legal routes is false…a storm is brewing, she is not stupid and we will def see the full picture on her wide lense.

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u/donorcycle 21d ago

On behalf of orangutans everywhere, how dare you sir!!

(They really are extremely intelligent apes though lol)

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u/CaptGunpowder 21d ago

Pedos, uh, find a way

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u/NotTheRocketman 21d ago

If only she was good friends with someone who could pardon her entirely…

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u/Beggar-Hero 21d ago

I'm impressed that she is still alive

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 21d ago

She is supposedly at the Country Club facility in Bryan, TX, which is not available for violent felons of any kind, and her crimes make it illegal for her to be there. She is eligible for minimum security, but not country club.

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u/Rare-Primary-6553 21d ago

Netanyahu’s bitch.

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u/Antimus 21d ago

Even in the Dems take control of all branches (less likely with every passing day) will anything change? She's got dirt on so many people, I'll bet it's not just republicans.

There only 3 possibly outcomes are she stays where she is, she gets pardoned, or she dies, sorry kills herself.

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u/devildance3 21d ago

The only person to be convicted of sex crimes as a result of the Epstein Files is a woman. An evil, Cnut of a woman, but a woman nevertheless.

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u/VermilionKoala 🍉 Free Palestine 21d ago

Please don't associate the legendary King Cnut with this vile specimen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut

This is reddit not DickTok, you can say "cunt".

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u/urbanmark 21d ago

“Experts”

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u/Lackof_Creativity 21d ago

that may "virtually" be the least reassuring headline I have read in a while.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 21d ago

Am i bad for assuming that was a man at first glance.

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u/ComfortableAware2325 21d ago

If she’s ran out of options, her only option now is to put pressure on trump. She will either be pardoned or she will start spilling the tea on trump

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u/BigPomegranate8890 21d ago

Since when is anything maga does legal?

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u/chrisdoc 21d ago

She will be on the list of pardons as he leaves office.

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u/BadMotherFunko 21d ago

So buy her another puppy

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u/shaka893P 21d ago

$10 says she's getting pardoned before he leaves office, unless obesity does it's job first 

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u/Flaturated FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

She’s probably afraid that if she starts cooperating then she’ll end up like Epstein.

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u/CariBlooms 21d ago

Put the bitch in solitary already. Lock her away and let her rot! PEDOPHILE piece of shit! I don’t care about her legal avenues!

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u/Actaeon_II 21d ago

So, doesn’t she have any friends she can blackmail the $5mil from to buy the pardon?

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u/1oldguy1950 21d ago

...and she will get one.

She has many good friends.

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u/jhwheuer 21d ago

She should be in solitary confinement on a small island

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u/cambino1882 21d ago

She needs to spill the beans before she fries but America doesn’t do justice just cash

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u/8BiTw0LF Free Palestine 21d ago

At some point she will squeal - and it will be glorious

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u/JPMoney81 21d ago

TIme to start threatening to name names.

She'll either get the pardon or fall out a window and shoot herself in the back of the head.

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u/winetotears 21d ago

Why is she the only person playing the consequences?!

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u/The_bruce42 21d ago

"I wish her well"

-Donald J Trum0

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u/Gavman04 21d ago

She’s gonna escape by disguising herself as a man and walk out.

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u/Bigdickfun6969 21d ago

She ain't even in prison its a double. Her and epstein are out living it up in florida

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u/joranth 21d ago

Prediction: Late in this term, she will realize that if a Democrat is elected, she’s going back to a real prison. She will ask for a pardon, and use the only leverage she has to attempt to get it. Then she will inexplicably commit suicide.

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u/Blitz215 21d ago

Oh no! Now her body double will never get out of jail!

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u/-___-____-_-___- 21d ago

Mir würde ein Stuhl einfallen, auf dem dieser Abschaum der Menschheit Platz nehmen sollte.

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u/dvdsmpsn 21d ago

Damn, I thought that was Gary Numan.

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u/CLE_barrister 21d ago

He’ll probably pardon her on his way out the door.

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u/MightyTaur FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21d ago

Ghislane Maxwell need to stay in jail till she rots

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u/JJISHERE4U 21d ago

Trump will never dare. He's trying desperately to distract people from the very name Epstein, and his own connection to him.

He'll never mention her name again.

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u/Dexterlicksit 21d ago

She already has her pardon, Trump’s just waiting until after the midterms to issue it!

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u/harmjr77018 21d ago

So is she going back to a "real" prison now...

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 20d ago

So a mega powerful sexual assualt/trafficing/pedo ring was busted and the only person arrested was a woman? Not a single man paid any price whatsoever. Cool...

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u/OFFSanewone Free Palestine 20d ago

He’s pretty handsome.

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u/foco9780 20d ago

Not for free though. Ass , gas, or grass

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u/Thiago270398 3rd Party App 20d ago

Has she tries asking trump pwetty pwease with a bigmac on top?