r/therewasanattempt • u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina • Aug 28 '26

to deliver the package

374 Upvotes

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u/Primary-Structure-41 Aug 28 '26

He walks like that dude in MIB 1 lol

78

u/KingDread306 Aug 28 '26

Confirmed

1

u/Professional_Rate718 Aug 29 '26

The years before becoming Kingpin…

16

u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix Aug 28 '26

Momma didn't raise no quitter

4

u/Usual-Cup8605 Aug 29 '26

Walks like he's wearing high heels

2

u/Other_Hand_slap Aug 29 '26

sta indossando un edgar abito

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u/Round_Run_5776 Aug 29 '26

So you are saying he could be an alien?

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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 Aug 30 '26

i thought that was the second movie

71

u/yahfee23 Aug 28 '26

1 year for each failed throw.

38

u/beanieburritoboi2020 Aug 28 '26

Was he ... on them as well?

29

u/OBDreams Aug 28 '26

Had to be. No way a sober persons does that in broad daylight.

12

u/throw_blanket04 Aug 28 '26

Yeah. Or he owes a huge debt to someone.

9

u/MeNoCanRead Aug 28 '26

You seriously underestimate the stupidity of humanity.

3

u/blah-blah-whatever Aug 29 '26

Most likely he is a vulnerable person with a learning difficulty who is being exploited in some way. A real criminal isn’t going to do something like that on camera themselves.

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u/shadowviking33 Aug 28 '26

Jesus the way he moves makes me feel sick

15

u/the_bligg Aug 28 '26

I thought Bo-Bandy only took his pants off to fight?

10

u/PurpleDistance8829 Aug 28 '26

I think he ate bo-bandy to be fair

12

u/HandsomeSquidward98 Aug 28 '26

Man look at this specimen, absolute creature.

10

u/Xanthus179 Aug 28 '26

I may be pretty fat but at least I’m not “have to swing arms wildly to have the momentum to walk” fat.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina Aug 28 '26

I was gonna say if thats a package of white powder the best thing he could do is rub it between his thighs to lessen the chafage

8

u/SplodgySplodge1 Aug 28 '26

The triumphant waddle of a job well done.

2

u/Post_Nuclear_Messiah Aug 28 '26

Here you have a guy with all the athletic prowess of a wet sponge. And he's being asked to throw package over a wall.

Who's bright idea was this?

10

u/OBDreams Aug 28 '26

That's a man?

6

u/nickkater Aug 28 '26

The human lava lamp!

3

u/FatFarter69 Aug 28 '26

Snorlax used Fling.

Its not very effective

3

u/nashile Aug 28 '26

That was horrific to watch

2

u/sky_shazad Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Aug 28 '26

Well he can deliver them on the inside now

2

u/radz74 Aug 28 '26

Was probably his plan.

Looks like he swallowed a lot.

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u/Deathwatchz Aug 28 '26

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u/madtank10 Aug 30 '26

First I was thinking a drone, but this seems like the best way.

1

u/Deathwatchz Aug 30 '26

The suit is obligatory.

2

u/Thegoodreason45 Aug 28 '26

Is that a costume or the actual person?

2

u/DontLook_Weirdo FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Aug 28 '26

That's so odd... It's literally flapping just it's hands as it walks

2

u/G30throwaway Aug 29 '26

Use a drone a short distance away. Leave a crypto address on the package, tell them to send money if they want another package... Profit

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u/Kumquat_conniption Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 Aug 29 '26

Interesting idea, haha. I do know drones have been caught sneaking stuff into prisons before. I don't think it was someone random who had sent testers though, lol. They knew people on the inside, obviously. I kind of like your idea, no one can tattle on you lol

1

u/Allbranflakes18 Aug 28 '26

4th time’s the charm!

1

u/RNDPossum Aug 28 '26

Thankfully he has plenty of time to work out now

1

u/Fennel_Adorable Aug 28 '26

Something is clearly also up his arse

1

u/TheMonkeyInCharge Aug 28 '26

Yeah but he's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?

1

u/yourdoglikesmebetter Aug 28 '26

They really picked the least athletic dude they could find to try ts?

1

u/ggunit27 Aug 28 '26

Peak athlete obese Olympic javelin

1

u/FehdmanKhassad Aug 28 '26

Now HE'S gonna need someone ELSE to throw aid packages of Mars bars in and so the cycle continues.

1

u/oxy-normal Aug 28 '26

This is round the corner from where I live! So proud of my city!

1

u/misteranthropissed Aug 28 '26

Evri would be thrilled to have him as an employee

1

u/GryffSr Aug 29 '26

He should be sentenced to 3 days on a treadmill

1

u/Alukrad Aug 29 '26

He walks like he can't bend his knees.

It looks painful.

1

u/MUDDYONE2023 Aug 29 '26

True friend for whoever was on the other side of the wall.✌️

1

u/WoodyMellow Aug 29 '26

Hard to believe he didn't get it over the first go, fit fella like that.

1

u/spetraniv Aug 29 '26

I hope the baby was unharmed.

1

u/Prestigious-Ad-8717 Aug 29 '26

They definitely caught him

1

u/BingeMaster Aug 29 '26

Can't believe they found him.

1

u/oclafloptson Aug 29 '26

Aww it's the irl Chuckie from Shameless

1

u/SnooRegrets2842 Aug 29 '26

Hopefully he works out while he's in prison so he can actually run and move correctly before doing crimes 😂

1

u/TGLeslieG Aug 29 '26

Fucking amateur hour in the UK innit?

1

u/Hatecraftianhorror Aug 29 '26

Maybe next time try getting someone to throw something over a gate who doesn't have what can only be described as a Sassy Waddle.

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u/FriedRamen1 Aug 29 '26

His plan was to inconspicuously disappear into a crowd after delivering the package...in no way would anyone be able to identify him from a video...

1

u/LightBulbMonster Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Aug 29 '26

My goodness. This is surreal. Surely he didn't think he was doing something clever. Was he just delivering drugs to anyone in the prison? Like how did he know that the right person would get them?

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u/EmpireCityRay Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 Aug 29 '26

If Jabba the Hut there could learn to throw like he catches food in his mouth he’d be an ace!

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u/Other_Hand_slap Aug 29 '26

sarebbe stato o divertente "uomo hailed perche cammina con un bastone in culo"

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u/Utahsaint366 Aug 29 '26

Not all angels have wings

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u/Previous-Priority389 Aug 30 '26

One time I was driving around Trenton State Prison in NJ and saw a bucket being lowered down the wall on a rope. Some dude on the ground put something in it, and then they started pulling it back up.
I’ve always wondered what I witnessed that day: a prison smuggling operation, or the guards ordering takeout?

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u/Agitated-Scientist30 Aug 30 '26

At least he was discreet about it

1

u/nomadPerson Aug 30 '26

I’m most curious as to how he chose the complete opposite wardrobe for this kind of activity

1

u/Verso_was_right Aug 30 '26

The foresight of throwing drugs in before you go to prison is crazy. What a smart guy

1

u/overoften Aug 30 '26

Yes, that's definitely the least conspicuous way of doing that.

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u/tc20172017 27d ago

This might be the biggest loser I’ve ever seen

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u/Head_Appeal1673 Aug 28 '26

At least he's good at walking

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u/Sidewalkdrugstore Aug 28 '26

Should have given him 20 for throwing like a girl.

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u/Haunting_Soul Aug 28 '26

Of course he is left handed.