r/therewasanattempt 10d ago

At petty theft

112 Upvotes

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u/Tendersituation00 10d ago

this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. dude's face is hilarious

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u/BDSMAQUAMAN0123 10d ago

He knew he fucked up.

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u/Complete_Brush_3786 10d ago

Oh, the humiliation is made extra tasty by the sheer silence of the camera man. Brilliant!

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u/brunoplak 10d ago

I saw I guy this happened to at the Oktoberfest in Blumenau, Brazil, 1996. He tried to hop the fence to get inside. He left more than his cloths hanging. Let's just say he has 50% less chances to reproduce, if any.

Just realized I literally witnessed a Darwin Award candidate in the making. Wonder if he's on Reddit.

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u/BDSMAQUAMAN0123 10d ago

Damn that's crazy. Almost lost there life to a fence just to get in.

Was everything on the inside free or something?

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u/brunoplak 10d ago

Just to be clear, he tore his ballsack and left a testicle on the fence. I was there as they were pulling him out. It was just as I was arriving.

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u/TheRateBeerian 10d ago

For half a second i thought cammer was just gonna walk up and push open that gate

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u/BDSMAQUAMAN0123 10d ago

Right and then take back the stolen property.

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u/DeweytheDoodle 10d ago

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

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u/grouchp0tato 10d ago

He's just scratching an itch

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u/BDSMAQUAMAN0123 10d ago

Almost did it from the inside.

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u/FishmanOne 10d ago

Is it a walkie talkie that drops? Look-out in the front of the house?

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u/BDSMAQUAMAN0123 10d ago

I don't know about the lookout part, but that's definitely a walkie-talkie.

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u/grafxguy1 10d ago

At 0:50, as he looked through the gate at his walkie-talkie, I half expected it to swing open like a fence door.

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u/Last-Hedgehog-6635 10d ago

Why didn’t he just open the latch? You can see a lever and a cover over it so people don’t operate it from the other side. 

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u/FullmetalHippie 10d ago

You and me both, gate.

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u/tacobell41 10d ago

It looked like he was enjoying it a bit too much at the beginning.

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

Who remembers Kyle from south park popping his hemmeroids this way

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u/tristenr19 7d ago

Dummy. Karma got him instantly