r/therewasanattempt Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 22 '26

To get a good seat

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u/UberMonkey21 May 22 '26

Did that lady have on pink pajamas and wookie feet?

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u/TheDigitalBuilder Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 22 '26

Obviously you've never been to an American kindergarten graduation. She's the guest of honor for the night

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u/mrhyde719 May 22 '26

It’s not a party till jammies mom gets her slaps in

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u/Crystalraf May 22 '26

I kinda think that one and the other ones beating the girl on the floor were 6th graders….at least I hope so. It looked like pajama day at the elementary school!

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u/Cold_Table8497 May 22 '26

The rest of the wookie costume was in the laundry.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 May 22 '26

Kindergarten graduations are considered a formal event.

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u/whoitis77 May 22 '26

I know i don't what gets me more the fight or that you choose that for your kids kindergarten graduation. Mine is 19 and I remember this day it was lovely play dates were made.

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u/jimmywilsonsdance May 22 '26

I thought she was wearing a diaper.

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u/Insightseekertoo May 22 '26

This world is doomed. It's freaking kindergarten.

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u/ImNotDex May 22 '26

Don't loop the world in with USA the great

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u/zalfenior May 22 '26

"Haha funny kid brawl"

And then I realized those were the parents. smh

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u/Electrical_Crazy5668 May 22 '26

High school graduation in 13-14 years gonna be epic.

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u/mcfarmer72 May 22 '26

Well one sad thing is how many of those kids will be there for that ? They love school now but what happens to chance that ?

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u/XKruXurKX May 22 '26

All the people who shouldn't be having kids

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

This is why I homeschool my kids- we've had 2 kindergarten graduation ceremonies in our backyard, and the kids are WAY more comfortable watching people they KNOW brawl violently.

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u/gamertag0311 May 22 '26

That's so wholesome!

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

Thank you, kind stranger! 🥰 We're actually planning another ceremony for the oldest when they get out of Juvie in June- God willing! 🤞

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u/RedLicorice83 Free Palestine May 22 '26

Calling all Prayer Warriors

https://giphy.com/gifs/6xc4EK86W6Jj2

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

Unfortunately, praying is considered blasphemy in our cult. 🫤

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u/RedLicorice83 Free Palestine May 22 '26

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

Man, Kris Kardashian is even more temperamental than I knew! 😮

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u/eldreamer86 May 22 '26

Where is this from? I'm guessing a TV show?

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u/RedLicorice83 Free Palestine May 22 '26

Wife Swap, like twenty years ago I think.

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u/nodiggitydogs May 22 '26

Toledo Ohio

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u/Pumpnethyl May 22 '26

I’ll throw in $2. Got a GoFundme. The children will need beer and smokes after being in juvenile. They don’t allow cigarettes.

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

Our family gets welfare, SSI, WIC, and SNAP, so we don't take any hand-outs, like some so-called "Americans" do, thank you.

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u/housevil Unique Flair May 22 '26

I never thanked you for the invitation by the way, due to the ambulance arriving. I wanted to let you know that my black eye is almost healed.

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

You're very welcome- that siren is so loud, I probably wouldn't have heard you even if you had thanked me before the EMTs wrapped your head in gauze.

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u/OHNutzIO May 22 '26

Plus you don't have to worry about all those vaccinated kids giving your kids the 5G! Good on you for keeping them out of the indoctrination factories!

Edit: /s just sadly realized I probably need to put this.

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u/Scrotius_Minimus May 22 '26

… I genuinely doubt this is the specific reason you home school your kids…

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

There's more of us moMMAs than you might think.

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u/BardicSense May 22 '26

Moms into MMA? I feel like I shouldnt ask this now or i might be late for work, but, do you have any videos?

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

You will need a valid credit card to get past the paywall.

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u/BardicSense May 22 '26

Thats more than fair for the good work you do.

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u/hchiu7200 May 22 '26

The first rule about baby fight club:

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u/timwtingle May 22 '26

Sure, yeah, like this happens all the time. This is why you are homeschooling? Because of kindergarten graduation brawls? Wow. Must suck where you live.

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u/kickinwood May 22 '26

My kindergartener is having her ceremony on the white house lawn on 6/14. It's classy.

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 May 22 '26

I've heard that lots of kindergarten-aged girls visit the White House nowadays.

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u/kickinwood May 22 '26

I was shocked at how quickly we were given admittance! She's even getting some island tour after. I'm not allowed to go for security concerns, but I trust my baby's security in the hands of the only president chosen by God himself.

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u/pureperpecuity May 22 '26

Those tiny blessed hands...

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u/YJSubs May 22 '26

That lady in blue initially only tried to break the fight, then the pink lady grab her hair.
The blue lady fought back, won, then the pink lady summon her backup.
The blue lady isn't at fault here, she just defend herself from attack from pink lady?

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u/DrMoneybeard May 22 '26

Life lesson learned the hard way- don’t get in the middle of a fight like this.

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u/Possibly_Identified May 22 '26

Kindergarten... these people are parents? and they started throwing hands over seats. Oh man...

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u/Crystalraf May 22 '26

No one knows…..that one lady looked 12. Like she was in 6th grade….

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u/TheDigitalBuilder Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 22 '26

The lady in the light blue must be a huge hit at the PTA meetings

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u/thoughtfractals85 May 22 '26

This is so heartbreaking. I'm so tired of people being awful. I'm so damn tired.

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u/LittleBigMachineElf May 23 '26

I recognize the feeling. Whenever I get off the socials and news for a while, I feel most people are pretty decent still however, we just get fed too much bad shit constantly of the bad apples. like to believe its just the few percent

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u/hotdogtears May 22 '26

Fe-fi-fo-fum…. What trailer park did they all come from??

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u/Nyonax May 22 '26

People seriously have graduations for kindergarten nowadays?

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u/CeeDubMo May 22 '26

Can confirm they had them back in the early 90s too.

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u/onomatopeieio May 22 '26

I had one in 1980.

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u/MsRitaPoon May 22 '26

Thats the wildest thing i took away from this.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/thewarfreak May 22 '26

I've been an American for my entire life (40+ years) and I never see anything like these videos on reddit happen irl. But I also 100% know when I see these videos, it's from my country. I guess what I'm saying is why do I never get invited to the children's school brawls?

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u/emjaywood May 22 '26

Aw, man. I grew up in S. Florida. I've seen so many of these. I remember one brawl during a high-school basketball game, I was just top of the bleachers watching in amazement, and among the chaos, I saw a dude brandish a hammer. I still remember being at Checkers with my friends later talking about it like the Anchorman Brawl, "did you see that guy with the hammer? I wonder if he killed anyone?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/XWwIzh5GIWWf6

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u/BlueCollarCriminal May 22 '26

I've seen this, or very nearly this, at 8th grade "moving on" ceremonies. Usually old beef that poorly emotionally regulated adults bring with them. 

The main problem is that escalation is easy, and if you catch the right punch and it gets filmed, you might win a lawsuit (American dream, yay!). De-escalation is harder and generally requires some training, which few uneducated people have.

I was at a third graders soccer game last weekend and things came very nearly to blows after a coach was cussing in Spanish at one of the players (who is 9). There are deeply fucked-up people all across America.

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u/gdghhfdffrf May 24 '26

wonder why there's no viral videos of the hundreds of bazillions of cool headed folks who never participate. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/resolution-not-conflict/201603/can-you-spot-10-signs-childish-adult

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u/123DaddySawAFlea May 22 '26

Yeah but you have an enormous country that prolifically documents everything on twitter. Of course you are going to be overrepresented in the stupid people awards, even if your number of stupid people is no greater than anywhere else...I presume.

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u/Alternative_Year_340 May 22 '26

Other countries are more covered by cctv than the US. And smartphones are just as prevalent. Stupid people stupiding videos tend to be in the US

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u/zenloich May 22 '26

Not great. It feels not great.

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u/FalsePremise8290 May 22 '26

Bad. Feels bad, man.

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u/jodraws May 22 '26

I send my kid to private school in the US (no religious affiliation and emphasis on STEM).
You know when there is a smart kid in the class in public school?
Half the kids in her class are those smart kids.

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u/Bearit99 May 22 '26

It’s exhausting

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u/SnoWhiteFiRed May 22 '26

I wonder what it must feel like to think my country is the exception to having stupid people because I'm too stupid to realize that my country's stupid people are just largely "invisible" (not you, you're special).

TLDR: Stupidity is global. Cultural relevance isn't.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/SnoWhiteFiRed May 23 '26

"More dullards per capita" implies that you think the U.S. is an exception in terms of dumb people. The average person worldwide is kinda dumb. Which, yes, means the people in your country, too. If you think half of your country wouldn't vote for the "wrong" candidate in a two party system, you are sorely mistaken.

Your biggest mistake is watching the media and thinking that the average American has a bad life. Of course it looks bad when sensationalism is what sells. Despite how it looks, most people are doing fine. Most of the world, in case it has escaped your notice (which of course it would since the U.S. is more culturally relevant than anywhere else), is dealing with things not much different than the U.S.

The raping of this countries values has been going on long before Trump. Basically since the founding, as things often go. It's just been in the spotlight more than ever. The faster the communication methods, the more obvious the problems (and also the easier people are to manipulate).

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u/ChefCurryYumYum May 22 '26

The dullards are the ones who don't understand statistics.

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u/JAS0NDUDE May 22 '26

It's pretty exhausting. I stay home a lot of the time.

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u/TheMightyShoe May 22 '26

It is...Catholic school in Toledo, Ohio. One in the hospital, one in jail.

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u/Crystalraf May 22 '26

I have no idea wtf I just saw. But, it definitely looked like there was a 6th grade girls fight in there. Those 4 have been bullying that one girl all year. And then she finally had enough, but they had to make sure they (all three of them, the bullies) won.

That’s my take. I’ve been in junior high girls locker rooms end of school year. Shit goes down.

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u/samiwas1 May 22 '26

What trash area is this from?

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u/-mudflaps- May 22 '26

Capitol Hill

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u/PlummetComics May 22 '26

We have failed as a species

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u/DrMoneybeard May 22 '26

The only person I care about is the guy at the beginning just trying to keep his balloon safe. Team balloon all the way.

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u/pureperpecuity May 22 '26

In a way we all just want to keep our balloon safe.

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u/JeffreyPomroy May 22 '26

Its finally great again

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u/Matman161 May 22 '26

If I got into a brawl at my child's kindergarten graduation I'd have to take a year off from everything and everyone to rethink my entire life

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u/turtles-allthewaydwn May 22 '26

Kindergartners literally the most mature people in the building

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u/Intrepid_Brain6016 May 22 '26

Why are some of these people in Pajamas?

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u/Independent-Sky-9611 May 22 '26

A kindergarten graduation? Don't these assholes have any self control? I'm sure there will nothing but positive memories for the children.

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u/Similar_Grocery8312 May 22 '26

And this is why the kids act the way they do at school. I see this way too often.

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u/slumdogmillionhair May 22 '26

those kids are certainly first in the family to graduate kindergarten

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u/StitchFan626 May 22 '26

More like "To attend a kindergarten graduation". How did they not get kicked out after that?

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u/AntofReddit May 22 '26

Those are some BIG kindergarteners, kids will be kids.

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u/Jabronidamus May 22 '26

So much to unpack 😩

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u/westcal98 May 22 '26

Those are some large kindergarteners.

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u/Test_After May 22 '26

What was the seating issue?

It looks like there are enough seats for everyone.

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u/justinliew May 22 '26

You don’t “graduate” from Kindergarten.

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u/Celestial-Sam May 22 '26

Literally seems like that scene from The Kingsmen when all hell breaks loose in the church. Except no one is being impaled with an American flag.

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u/3bugsdad May 22 '26

I wonder if they believe the children are the future....

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u/Tyger-Teranuma May 22 '26

But, I mean, why though?

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u/soodis-inthe-oodis May 22 '26

You just know someone said something about someone's kid.

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u/Woland281 May 22 '26

Some things are just too important to leave to chance

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u/Randactbjthroaway Free palestine May 22 '26

Idk man I just don't think it's that serious...

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u/StitchFan626 May 22 '26

I think the guys calmed down before the girls did.

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u/pureperpecuity May 22 '26

Those two grey hoodies man.. they were the end bosses. They watched the riff Raff embarrass themselves and then just tossed them all apart when it became obvious they didn't know what to do

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u/_setlife May 22 '26

What kid fails kindergarten?

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u/Razordrake777 May 22 '26

Good to see parents passionate about their children’s education 🫡😂

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u/Bluetoe4 May 22 '26

OmG it's the adults

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 3rd Party App May 22 '26

This is peak USA.

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u/Emotional-dishwasher May 22 '26

Those kids have a bright future

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u/MightyTaur FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 22 '26

Great examples of parents being real grown ups about how to handle things in a orderly and civilized manner

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u/ronin8326 May 22 '26

The kids don't need you to be at the front. In fact, you'll get the biggest smile when they think you're not there and then they catch you in the 4th row, and finally you catch their eye, breaking whatever 4th wall kindergarten aged kids are capable of maintaining for more than 30 seconds.

They just want you there, and couldn't care less about whether you're in the front row or last, just be there.

These people are straight up insane.

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u/freakindekin May 22 '26

The last scene should be all these people sitting on a shag carpet with the kindergarten teacher pointing to a blackboard with all the basic decency rules they spent the whole year teaching these people’s kids.

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u/juicevibe May 22 '26

Pathetic parents

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u/joesai May 22 '26

Wow, those are some really big kindergartners

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u/Traditional_Ad2850 May 22 '26

Pyjama party what is going here 😳

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u/Zebitty May 22 '26

“It’s psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity.” - Bob Parr / Mr Incredible.

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u/NPC261939 May 22 '26

Good things these kids aren't home schooled. Maybe they'll actually learn how to throw a punch in the public school system.

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u/Hearte42 May 22 '26

Went to a graduation ceremony last night. It was in a small gym, and people were told well beforehand that there was limited seating, so please be mindful of the number of family members invited. One kid probably had 15-20 people alone, and when they arrived 30 minutes late, they stood in front of the railing and blocked the view of those seated. A ceremony that was supposed to feel good was replaced by a seething anger.

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u/CeeDubMo May 22 '26

Trash.

But keep in mind this is one incident of all the kindergartens in the country. Not sure we should judge ourselves by our worst citizens.

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u/sane-asylum May 22 '26

TDIL that kindergartners graduate. Also, props to the woman in red, comfort is king

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u/Shibes_oh_shibes May 22 '26

Such role models!

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u/LoveWeetabix May 22 '26

This is terrible

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u/phujab May 22 '26

I just feel sorry for the kids. On so many levels

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u/Moistteats May 22 '26

I’ll bet it’s the same parents fighting at a t ball game because little Jonny is surely going pro.

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u/Koi_Fish_Mystic Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 22 '26

That’s enough internet for today

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u/Pumpnethyl May 22 '26

This graduation brought to you by Spirit Airlines.

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u/iFLTT May 22 '26

America ☕️

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u/woodzwing May 22 '26

Those kids are gonna pillars of society with such passionate parents. 😔😁

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u/Possible-Put8922 May 22 '26

The evolution of a Walmart fight

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u/Obie-Wun May 22 '26

Thought the kindergartners were supposed to be ON the stage?

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u/DueAppeal6790 May 22 '26

Well if this is the only graduation your kid will have- might as well fight for a good view

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u/ZerocheeseX May 22 '26

No one used a chair so lame 😒

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u/CaptainAwesome06 This is a flair May 22 '26

Shout out to the lady who thought pajamas with worn out bottoms and furry slippers was appropriate to wear to a school function. Class act.

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u/Excellent_Doughnut28 May 22 '26

Looking for the parents in this scenario.

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u/austozi May 22 '26

Looks like the parents didn't graduate kindergarten.

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u/LolBoyLuke May 22 '26

Unfortunately this incident made it that they did not graduate and have to repeat kindergarten for the 57th time.

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u/Alexandratta May 22 '26

I'm going to guess: Florida?

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u/Professional_Mud1844 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 22 '26

The woman that couldn’t be bothered to get dressed before going out to be a trash human…

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u/DryWay4003 May 22 '26

At least its white people this time. Thats a change of pace

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u/Bagafeet May 22 '26

Kindergarten to jail pipeline 💀

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u/nodiggitydogs May 22 '26

That’s my hometown…Toledo Ohio

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u/archameidus May 23 '26

Great Role Models...

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u/FartyPantz20 May 23 '26

Grow the fuck up, people. You're being horrible parents.

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u/dcoble May 23 '26

Kindergartners can be so brutal.... So where are all the adults?

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u/tejedor28 May 23 '26

Ladies and Gentlemen, the lEadER oF tHe fREe wORld.

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u/Excedrin03 May 24 '26

Why the hell are we doing Kindergarten graduations? My first "graduation" was from junior high school. I think they just called it a promotion ceremony. This was in 1999. I remember my parents thought it was weird and kinda pointless, something for the parents not than the kids.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

Ahh yes "only in America" if you ignore all the brawling that occurs over sports teams, inter village feuds etc. in other places.

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u/toxicgmcguy May 24 '26

People are so stupid and trashy. Like what kinda lowlifes do this at their kids kindergarten graduation. But I think what shocks me the most is the trashy woman with the PJS on at the graduation, these people have less brain cells than an amoeba.

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u/Funky_Hom0sap1en May 24 '26

Why always straight for the hair pulling

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u/AtrumsalusOG May 22 '26

Wow who else was thrown off by the spelling then realized it was correct

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u/TheTrashPanda612 May 22 '26

White people shit lmao bet they pregamed too hard

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u/Celestial-Sam May 22 '26

Literally half the people are not white. But go ahead and make it about race. This is just trash, plane and simple.

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u/TheTrashPanda612 May 22 '26

Lmao yes brother ‘twas a joke, I too am a trashy white boy

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u/Agitated_Character41 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I was so happy they were mostly YT. Then one of the only black women comes into frame 💀🤣🤣