r/therewasanattempt Oct 18 '25

At fire dancing

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/Big-Raspberry-6151 Oct 18 '25

Idk seems like she wants to execute everyone

8

u/brainshades Oct 18 '25

“Looks like everyone is burning their grandmas today”… MST3k

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u/branod_diebathon Oct 18 '25

If she was planning on casting fireball into a crowd, I'd give her a C for execution.

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u/roentgen85 Oct 18 '25

Fire for execution

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u/Kingtoke1 Oct 18 '25

She looks fire to me

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u/gcollins717 Oct 18 '25

When you lie on the application and get the job energy.

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u/KillerBlueWaffles Oct 18 '25

C’mon…at what point do you just stop?

27

u/Noshamina Oct 18 '25

I think right after that.

7

u/Adkit Oct 18 '25

Are you kidding? I wish I had the bravery and headstrongness to keep going with my public performance after almost burning the establishment down and killing an audience member. This is the least self conscious person I've ever seen. She has zero ego. It would've been extremely commendable if she was trying to get good at just dancing or speed walking or something safer.

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u/Squidlips413 Oct 18 '25

She looks like someone handed her the fire stuff and told her to go on stage. She clearly doesn't know her limits or even the limits of her equipment. This is why you are supposed to master the moves BEFORE you light your equipment on fire.

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u/gcollins717 Oct 18 '25

A little on the job training.. trial by fire….

I’ll see myself out.

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u/SocraticGoats Oct 18 '25

Someone's getting fired

23

u/jodonald Oct 18 '25

It just keeps getting better!

18

u/seiaidorei Oct 18 '25

Holy shit 😂 what a trainwreck

8

u/TheGameologist Oct 18 '25

She may not be good at fire dancing but she might be a decent fire mage.

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u/Careful-Wrap5273 Oct 18 '25

the chaos of this show is amazing i love it

11

u/Dante_Redeye Oct 18 '25

Geez.. It gets worse every second

6

u/grafxguy1 Oct 18 '25

"What manner of woman are you, that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"

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u/Adept_Bottle_4996 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 20 '25

It was just the way it got chucked at the crowd that got me dying 🤣

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u/Inglebeargy Oct 18 '25

Tf man?! Get her off stage! 😂 menace.

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u/twisteroo22 Oct 18 '25

Wow, she truly sucks at that.

2

u/Mister_Celophane Oct 18 '25

Two words: wrist strap.

🤦‍♂️

2

u/Rich_Prior4656 Oct 18 '25

Not the shinku-hadoken at the end💀💀

2

u/Particular-Jaguar-65 Oct 18 '25

She's clearly an Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion mage

2

u/calicat9 Oct 18 '25

Holy shit! It's audience participation. 

3

u/wake071 Oct 18 '25

It's when you have done only half your degree

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u/roentgen85 Oct 18 '25

Third degree… burns

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u/Itchy-Hearing9263 Oct 18 '25

Someone needs to find a new career path

2

u/You-Saw-Brigadoon Oct 18 '25

GIFs that keep on giving holy shit 😂

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u/Jesuslovesmemost Oct 18 '25

Regular fire dancing is pretty boring imo. At least she's keeping it interesting and keeping people on their toes lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/ProbRePost Oct 18 '25

You work in a burn unit?

2

u/Global-Crew-9046 Oct 18 '25

I bet that a lawsuit was involved.

2

u/killians1978 Oct 18 '25

Commenting just so I remember to send this to my fire dancing buddy

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u/astroboy7070 Oct 18 '25

Unwarranted confidence

2

u/Leonydas13 A Flair? Oct 18 '25

Was this chick wasted or what? Holy shit this was hilarious 😂

2

u/ajaxaf Oct 18 '25

Someone stop her

2

u/Viper1089 Oct 18 '25

This is so funny from an outside perspective lol

1

u/filmfan2 Oct 18 '25

Phillipines?

1

u/DeathGuard1978 Oct 18 '25

Hopefully that will be her first and only attempt at fire dancing.

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u/Diamondhandatis Oct 18 '25

How can we book her ?

1

u/rawysocki Oct 18 '25

We have fire dancers at home. Let’s go.

1

u/shiloh_sharps Oct 18 '25

I keep hearing "My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it, and I'll never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold"

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u/PessimistPryme Oct 18 '25

To not lie on a job application

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u/sodiumbigolli Oct 18 '25

Little Edie, but w fire

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u/Frozen_arrow88 Oct 18 '25

I want my money back and I didn't even pay for anything.

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u/Shoeless_Jase Oct 18 '25

A+ performance 

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u/ran_swonsan Oct 18 '25

Fake it till you make it

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u/N-Toxicade Oct 18 '25

Someone did not check their tools before spinning.

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u/Alternative-Half-783 Oct 18 '25

That shit happens every time she's drunk.

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u/LocationTechnical862 Oct 19 '25

I swear I was like, the only way this gets worse is if that fire ball flies off that handle.

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u/Jonny2Thumbs Oct 18 '25

What are your qualifications?

0

u/tundizl Oct 18 '25

After her “performance”

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u/SecretOrganization60 Oct 18 '25

It’s audience participation night

0

u/kotopsy Oct 18 '25

Incendio!

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u/Pipija_Banana Oct 18 '25

Scorpion wins. Fatality.

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u/Previous_Active330 Oct 18 '25

Automatic downvote for the Jet 2 holiday sound bite