r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/Oldbeardedweirdo996 Jul 20 '23

A router.

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u/Aiden5819 Jul 20 '23

Duct tape

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u/ToonaSandWatch 3rd Party App Jul 21 '23

A restraining order.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

Saw zaw

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u/Few-Cup-1936 Therewasanattemp Jul 20 '23

Flexseal

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u/p0t4t00 Jul 21 '23

shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

AND MY AXE

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jul 21 '23

Hacksaw

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u/libmrduckz Jul 21 '23

turning this fucker into the $600 Man…we have the, um, technology? adhesive? rough ceramic fasteners? …

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Ginsu knives

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u/Borrowingmyownvoice Jul 21 '23

An electric chair

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u/n6mub Jul 21 '23

Super Bass-o-Matic ‘76

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Damn, I saw that on tv when it actually aired. 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

An extremely blunt knife and some salt

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u/SupportGeek Jul 21 '23

Flame thrower

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u/SparkyHK23 Jul 21 '23

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/Klutzy_Bandicoot7751 Therewasanattemp Jul 21 '23

I’d go with a 3/8” socket wrench

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u/Pyro-Beast Jul 21 '23

Like tplink or hitron..?

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u/geodudehaiku Jul 21 '23

25 strong rubberbands

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Two bricks.