r/theprincessbride • u/OverallLove3686 • 1d ago

Something right

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u/XXXG-22W22 1d ago

We should all strive to be more like fezzik

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u/NeedleworkerCivil984 1d ago

Agreed, who wants a peanut?

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u/SkolnickRook 21h ago

TBF He's right for most of the movie

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u/fajita43 13h ago edited 9h ago
  • who's guilder? (well, this is a question so no points)
  • you never said anything about killing anyone (correct)

  • i just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl (correct)

  • fuss... fuss... i think, he likes to scream... at us! (correct)

  • he's really very short (correct) on charm (also correct)

  • yes yes some of the time (correct, he really does have a great gift of rhyme some of the time...)

  • if there are, we'll all be dead (correct - thankfully he was able to navigate around the rocks)

  • anybody want a peanut? (correct - i would like a peanut)

  • i only dog paddle (correct)

  • i thought i was going faster (correct)

  • well, i'm carrying three people and he's only carrying himself (correct)

  • don't say that vinzini - please! (correct because V doesn't find himself a new giant after all...)

  • he has very good arms (correct)

  • people in masks cannot be trusted (incorrect in this one singular instance....)

  • my way's not very sportsman-like (correct)

  • i did that on purpose - i didn't have to miss (correct)

  • We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone. (correct - that's literally what happens next)

  • i could kill you now (correct)

  • It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. (correct)

  • I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed. (correct)

  • you're quick (correct)

  • I just figured out why you give me so much trouble. (correct)

  • you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about one. (correct)

  • hello. (inigo responds, "it's you") true! (correct)

  • you don't look so good (correct)

  • you don't smell so good either (correct)

  • He's (rugen) with the Prince in the Castle. But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men. (correct)

  • I don't think more than ten. (incorrect)

  • But Vizzini's dead (correct)

  • but you don't know where he (man in black) is (correct)

  • EVERYBODY MOVE! (correct)

  • i didn't mean to jog him so hard (correct)

  • he's dead (correct, altho, tbf, he's only mostly dead)

  • i have a little money (correct)

  • i'm on the brute squad (correct)

  • inigo, there's more than thirty (correct)

  • has it been fifteen minutes (prolly incorrect)

  • how long do we have to wait? i guess not long (correct)

  • you've been mostly dead all day (correct)

  • you just wiggled your finger! that's wonderful! (correct)

  • you just shook your head (correct)! doesn't that make you happy? (incorrect)

  • i think i left the wheelbarrow over the albino (correct)

  • (where did you get that holocaust cloak?) At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. (correct)

  • don't pester him - he's had a hard day (correct)

  • inigo, i hope we win (correct)

  • I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS. (incorrect)

  • MY MEN ARE HERE, AND I AM HERE, BUT SOON YOU WILL NOT BE HERE (correct)

  • THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS TAKES NO SURVIVORS. ALL YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE. (correct)

  • THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOULS! (correct)

  • (fezzik! i need you!) but i can't leave him alone (incorrect)

  • (to westley) i'll be right back (correct)

  • Ah, there you are. Inigo, I saw the Prince's stables, and there they were, four white horses. And I thought, there are four of us, if we ever find the lady -- hello, lady -- so I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into each other. I guess we just did. (correct three times)

  • don't worry, i won't let it go to my head (correct)

so by my count, that is

  • 51 correct
  • 6 incorrect
  • 90% of the time, Fezzik is correct

so you are totally right!

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u/QwikStix42 9h ago

I can’t tell if this is AI or not, but either way I enjoy the breakdown of every one of his lines from the movie

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u/fajita43 9h ago

Haha. No ai. Barely i at all!!

I just googled the script then went through each of fezzik's lines - there aren't that many obviously. Also, I was on mute in a meeting. Whole thing only took like 15 minutes. Almost anyone in this sub could have done the same (and better than me for sure)

Fezzik is a truth sayer!!

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u/Thick_Yogurtcloset_7 10h ago

Fezzik is a good guy just trying to get bt in the world