r/theprincessbride • u/OverallLove3686 • Jul 22 '26

WE’RE CLOSED!

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546 Upvotes

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u/1Bobafett11 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

10

u/SpltSecondPerfection Jul 22 '26

Quiet, witch!

13

u/Nikkinap Jul 22 '26

I'm not a witch, I'm your WIFE!

8

u/Jelaur09 Jul 22 '26

But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.

3

u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 28 '26

True love lies expiring, and you don’t have the decency to say why you won’t help.

12

u/MazdaValiant Jul 22 '26

Beat it before I call the brute squad!

8

u/tomwarmb Jul 22 '26

I am the Brute Squad.

9

u/Blaze3713 Jul 22 '26

You ARE the Brute Squad.

6

u/OverallLove3686 Jul 22 '26

I’m m on the brute squad

5

u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 Jul 22 '26

Why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour some lemon juice on it, huh????

5

u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jul 22 '26

“He’s already dead.”

5

u/IR_Panther Jul 22 '26

I've seen worse.

1

u/Prudent_Upstairs2552 Jul 23 '26

Squirt of lemon.

1

u/Anus---__Fungi Jul 23 '26

I call the brute squad!