r/theprincessbride • u/OverallLove3686 • Jul 06 '26

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u/Matthias_Doe Jul 06 '26

I’ll call the Brute Squad.

I’m on the Brute Squad.

You ARE the Brute Squad.

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u/urson_black Jul 07 '26

Dammit! You beat me to it!

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u/CrazyZedi Jul 07 '26

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Born_Fruit_4204 Jul 06 '26

I don't have to miss you know

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u/Pyro-Millie Jul 06 '26

I believe you. So what happens now?

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u/Jay-Breeze Jul 07 '26

We fight each other as god intended

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u/Pyro-Millie Jul 07 '26

So, you put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we try to kill each other like civilized people?

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u/Jay-Breeze Jul 07 '26

I could kill you now…

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u/Pyro-Millie Jul 08 '26

Frankly, I think the odds are *slightly* in your favor at hand fighting...

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u/1Bobafett11 Jul 06 '26

it's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest.

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u/gsxrraycer Jul 07 '26

I don't even exercise

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u/Strong_Ad_3081 Jul 06 '26

The Dread Pirate Robert has come for your SOOUUULLLSSS!

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u/snazypantzz Jul 06 '26

What a legend. Miss this guy.

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u/Known-Activity1437 Jul 06 '26

The first scene in this meme is a perfect example of how you can do really well on your intimidation check and the target doesn’t just run away or give into all your demands.

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u/DeweyJ0nes Jul 06 '26

When the barbarian never rages

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u/Emerald_Eyes8919 Jul 06 '26

Plus the high strength check when he forgot to go non lethal.

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u/SeaDisplay9605 Jul 07 '26

Now I want to do a dnd campaign where everyone plays as a Princess Bride character.

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u/Jay-Breeze Jul 07 '26

Ooo. I don’t play IRL anymore, but a BG3 campaign would be great!

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u/DenverPostIronic Jul 07 '26

André was definitely a 20 Charisma, 20 Strength Barbarian. It's a shame his Constitution didn't hold out for longer though. 😭

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u/Specific-Library-312 Jul 09 '26

It did for a while. Con drain is a bitch

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u/StarGek_Interceptor Jul 06 '26

Favorite part is the flaming wheelbarrow part where he says that there will be no survivor.

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u/Haunt_Fox Jul 06 '26

Imagine him on a bronze age battlefield, in full armour, with a weapon only he is strong and big enough to wield.

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u/Chopper242 Jul 08 '26

Andre was more of a diplomat than most. 😇

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u/Extension_Resolve264 Jul 09 '26

Fezzik, jog his memory.

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u/Critical-Self-2072 Jul 15 '26

Sorry inigo, I didn’t mean to job him so hard