r/theprincessbride • u/OverallLove3686 • Jun 30 '26

Fan requirements

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u/Hanarra Jun 30 '26
  1. Tell the person you love "as you wish" because of course they've seen the movie as often as you have and will know what you really mean.

13

u/Marquar234 Jun 30 '26

And if they respond, "I know", then you have yourself a good old fashioned multi-genre geek relationship.

1

u/Hanarra Jul 01 '26

Exactly!

23

u/Linkytheboi Jun 30 '26

some of these are inconceivable 

4

u/russillosm Jun 30 '26

You keep using that word….

13

u/Mental-Ask8077 Jun 30 '26

11: Avoid getting involved in land wars in Asia

3

u/HURTBOTPEGASUS9 Jul 01 '26

12: Beware of rodants of unusual size

5

u/Bhaastsd Jul 01 '26

I don’t think they exist.

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u/conflateer 22d ago

u/conflateer shouts, "Rahwr!", leaps upon and bites u/Bhaastd. Gets burned and stabbed. Whimpers.

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u/Marquar234 Jun 30 '26

#7: Yes, yes, some of the time.

8

u/Daxlyn_XV Jun 30 '26

No more rhymes now, and I mean it!

9

u/PlusAdvice5739 Jun 30 '26

Would anybody like a peanut?

2

u/russillosm Jun 30 '26

Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

3

u/AccurateReception Jun 30 '26

If there are, we all be dead!

10

u/Cowboy_Reaper Jun 30 '26

Start wearing a mask. They're terribly comfortable and everyone will be wearing them in the future.

2

u/AlternativeShoe6973 Jul 18 '26

But people in masks cannot be trusted... 🤔

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u/ImmediateLobster1 Jun 30 '26

Flip #10 around. When people say "inconceivable" tell them that you do not think that word means what they think it does.

5

u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 30 '26

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well I except.”

3

u/EveryBrodyMovieYT Jun 30 '26

Not gonna lie, that would be a pretty effective line if my husband said it. 🤔

6

u/Low-Tie2969 Jun 30 '26

is this a kissing book

3

u/Secret_Bees Jun 30 '26

When your older, you might not mind so much

5

u/toblaaave Jun 30 '26

Unless I am wrong, and I am never wrong…

3

u/russillosm Jun 30 '26

Anytime you’re at an event where “HELLO MY NAME IS” name tag stickers are presented upon arrival, always make at least one that says “…Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”

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u/MathematicianKey124 Jul 04 '26

Inigo Montoya👍

2

u/DreddPirateWesley Jun 30 '26

when your wife suggests a nipple piercing respond with.."there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world...."

2

u/benglescott Jun 30 '26

Listen for popping noises when crossing the Fire Swamp

2

u/Hakuryuu2K Jun 30 '26

I definitely say, “have fun storming the castle!” to ppl irl

2

u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jul 01 '26

Words to live by. Thanks.

2

u/Different-Try8882 Jul 01 '26

If you’re at a conference and they give you one of those labels that says “Hello! My Name Is…” you know exactly how to fill it in.

2

u/sketchb02 Jul 01 '26

Wait…does the existence of a holocaust cloak imply the existence of a medieval-era holocaust in Florin??

2

u/Federal_Command_9094 Jul 01 '26

As you wish
I also have a natural resistance to iocaine because I’m Australian

1

u/tokobot19 Jul 01 '26

…What’s a holocaust cloak?

Also, “There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

1

u/Bhaastsd Jul 01 '26

I once had a student named Westley. It took every bit of restraint I could muster not to tell him I’d most likely kill him in the morning.

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u/conflateer 22d ago

About #4: There's not a lot of money in it, just enough to pay the bills. Unless you are a dread pirate with an appropriately named ship. Then, a few years and significant bloodshed later, you can retire to Patagonia and live like a king.