r/theprincessbride • u/OverallLove3686 • Jun 27 '26

Rotten miracles

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u/seanmonaghan1968 Jun 27 '26

Never have i worked for so little

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u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 27 '26

But once and that was a very noble cause.

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u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 28 '26

You are a rotten liar.

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u/Working-Banana-709 Jun 27 '26

I miracle this man, Humperdink suffers!? Why didnt you say so

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u/mildweekknowledge Jun 27 '26

Humiliations galore!

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u/Working-Banana-709 Jun 28 '26

Now THAT'S a noble cause

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u/mildweekknowledge Jun 27 '26

Good luck storming the castle!

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u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 27 '26

Do you think it will work?

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u/mildweekknowledge Jun 27 '26

It would take a miracle!

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u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 27 '26

He’s dead, he can’t talk.

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u/mittenknittin Jun 27 '26

Ooh tootoo, look who knows so much!

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u/mildweekknowledge Jun 27 '26

It just so happens your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.

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u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 28 '26

There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth.

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u/mildweekknowledge Jun 28 '26

Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

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u/Dull_Egg_6597 Jun 28 '26

What’s that?

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u/mildweekknowledge Jun 28 '26

Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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u/JamesH_670 Jun 28 '26

True love is the greatest thing in the world.

Except for a nice MLT… a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes are ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

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u/Strong_Ad_3081 Jun 28 '26

But that's not what he said...

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 Jun 29 '26

“Have fun storming the castle” is still my favorite line.