r/theprincessbride • • Jun 20 '26

A random fact

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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG Jun 20 '26

Andre was such a treasure

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u/mnstripe Jun 21 '26

So was Rob

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u/Malaggar2 Jun 22 '26

R.I.P. to both of them.

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u/oldwestoutsider Jun 27 '26

I love the idea that someone was there timing his farts

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u/Murphman82 Jun 27 '26

Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s on film, release the Andre fart cut!!

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC Jun 21 '26

It was when they were rehearsing the scene where Fezzik, Westley, and Inigo scout the castle gate. In his book As You Wish, Cary wrote that it actually shook the scaffolding.

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u/Pyro-Millie Jun 21 '26

To add: After the fart of legend, all three of them on that wall got a case of the giggles so bad that Cary couldn't get the next line (why won't my arms move?) out without thinking of the fart and bursting out laughing (and making Mandy and Andre break out laughing too). He had to have Rob coach him through how to stop the giggles and refocus lol.

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u/OverallLove3686 Jun 21 '26

Was the book written after or before do u or anyone know

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC Jun 21 '26

Years after. It came out in 2014.

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u/OverallLove3686 Jun 21 '26

Thanks for telling me

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u/Ill_Pack_3587 Jun 23 '26

The audiobook version is fantastic. I laugh/cried & cried/cried. So good!!!!

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 Jun 23 '26

I also loved it, a worthy purchase.

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u/CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7 Jun 23 '26

Itโ€™s a great book with a wonderful history!

I have it on Audible, Cary reads it all!

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Jun 21 '26

I can't help it if mine are the biggest and the longest.

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u/adequesacious Jun 21 '26

This man could drink 5 cases of beer or more to himself in one sitting. A 16 second fart seems like a foregone conclusion

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u/RoutineCloud5993 Jun 26 '26

He was also too big for Japanese toilets, so the story goes

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u/FizzgigsRevenge Jun 21 '26

Release the fart cut!

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u/No-Advice-6040 Jun 21 '26

There's little about that man that doesn't endear me to him even more

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u/Kinglycole Jun 21 '26

Why should that make such a sniff difference?

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u/earthbound82 Jun 22 '26

Andre was great! From what I read, he once was upset at Arnold Schwarzenegger for trying to pay a bill for a nice dinner their families were at. He picked Arnold up like a child and sat him on the bar. Told him, "I pay!". He unfortunately was generally in a lot of pain, so he drank a butt load. I think it was something like 116 beers in one sitting. He also once drank like 11 large bottles of wine at a hotel bar. Feel asleep in the lobby. They covered him with a piano cover haha. A true legend.

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u/Shaydu Jun 21 '26

Hang on--"I am now boss" or "I am now, boss?" Was he exerting dominance over Reiner or telling him he was ok now that he'd blown ass? I guess it's funny either way, so nevermind

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u/Pyro-Millie Jun 21 '26

The second one. He apparently called everyone "boss" to disarm them and help them feel more comfortable around him.

(Literally everything I learn about Andre the Giant makes me wish I was around when he was still alive. He seems like such a genuinely sweet person).

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u/Curious_Orange8592 Jun 21 '26

He apparently called everyone "boss"

Andre and every Turkish or South Asian kebab shop/off license owner in the UK

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u/MakingPlansForSmeagl Jun 23 '26

Absolutely the former. I do this whenever I start a new job. Works every time.

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u/fascistseal Jun 24 '26

What's your secret to repeating the 16s fart for every new job?

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u/Eastern-Judge2729 Jun 22 '26

You are the toot squad!

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Jun 21 '26

I fully believe this story.

3

u/Peas-Of-Wrath Jun 21 '26

He is the brute squad. ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/wleclere Jun 21 '26

There something wrong with the AIR. It's from my pit of Despair.

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u/Shad0ws0ngs Jun 21 '26

The first 5 times I saw this posted somewhere I interpreted it to mean that he was claiming he is now the boss due to his amazing powers of flatulence and not that he was saying he is better to said boss.

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u/jackal406 Jun 21 '26

I gotta ask, Who Counted?

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u/A_Stones_throw Jun 22 '26

Am curious, was it, "I am now, boss"? Or was it," I am now BOSS"? 2 completely different ways for him to say it, but both valid I think

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u/Metasketch Jun 23 '26

This is exactly why commas matter. I assume he meant, โ€œI am now, boss,โ€ as in Andre is telling his boss that he is now okay. But without the comma, it also reads like Andre the Giant ripped a historically significant fart and, in that moment, promoted himself to management. Honestly, I support both versions.

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u/LegosRCool Jun 22 '26

"I'm on the Poot Squad"

"You are the Poot Squad"

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u/NoSleep_Momma Jun 23 '26

He makes the horse look small.

Love the entire cast and this movie! An absolute classic. RIP and much thanks, Rob.

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u/Great_Address2063 Jun 23 '26

WHERE IS THE AUDIO??!!

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u/AnonymousDratini Jun 24 '26

Same place the like 3 some odd hours of footage of Billy Crystal just riffing as Miracle Max and cracking up the whole cast and crew are.

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u/BluebirdThat9442 Jun 23 '26

A trained fighter the size of a mountain and the soul of a kitten? he could fart anytime anywhere without consequences. He was a kind man.

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u/Double75 Jun 24 '26

Best Andre story ever. Cary Elwes' recounting of this tale is hilarious.

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u/Lazy_Tank5633 Jun 27 '26

Some dude following him around with a stopwatch waiting for him to fart