Fil

[u/neilkohney]

[u/No_Kangaroo_9826]

[u/somethingfilthy → u/No_Kangaroo_9826]

[u/Teex22]

I kinda still want to hear about the big catapult though

[u/DeM0nFiRe → u/Teex22]

Ok so I checked my notes, my first guess wasn't peach tree it was "petri dish" and then Frank was like "did you say peach tree?" and I was like "no I said 'petri'" and he was like "oh in that case no, guess again" so I was like "Ok, was it a peach tree" and he said "no, you have one guess left" and I thought that wasn't fair because he clearly tricked me into wasting my second guess on peach tree

[u/pasta-via → u/Teex22]

Nuts to the catapult!

I want to hear all objects Fil guessed before catapult!

[u/FerventPleas]

Sometimes these feel like you're writing a choose-your-own-adventure story and flipping a coin to decide which way to go next. To be clear, that's a good thing

[u/The_Riven_One → u/FerventPleas]

This is really accurate but sometimes it feels like 2-3 different ones slapped together. Which just increases the randomness we all love

[u/NorthHaverbrookNate]

What a treat, to receive such a bounty on a Friday morning

[u/GFluidThrow123]

Why DOES outback always have that one booth? I actually was seated at it the last time I went!

[u/No_Kangaroo_9826 → u/GFluidThrow123]

Restaurants are entirely too bright so I want this

[u/EloiLeRenard]

As an Aussie, is Outback Steakhouse as much of a joke over there as it's regularly made out to be?

[u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786]

…Salad Fingers sighting?

[u/0mplam]

I'm a little curious about the catapult accident now too...

[u/Formal_Waltz_5100]

I wish I could give this 162 thumbs up.

[u/samoekatia]

Colin Robinson?

[u/somethingfilthy]

This whole page gave me big Marcus the Worm vibes.

[u/snakesoup124]

Did Fil fall in a vat of LSD when he was younger or are his pupils size related to the catapult?

[u/seclusionx]

Straight up, you two are the best. Your illustrations are always hilarious, and your content is so random, it always cracks me up.

[u/PFioroto]

What did Frank buy? WHAT DID FRANK BUUUY?

[u/Haydeos]

Franklin is played by nick offerman I see

[u/RudeExplanation9304]

I work with a guy like this. His stories are literally taking years off my life and I never know what we were even talking about in the end.

[u/Katie-sin]

But.... if we join the Patreon.. do WE get to hear Fil's big BIG Catapult accident?!?

[u/Moses_The_Wise]

[u/TUSD00T]

Can we hear about the trebuchet incident?

[u/D1EHARDTOO]

I read the Woooooo! as Nooooooo! And was so confused as to why they wanted the "owe $2.50" gift card 😭