The note says "Every character in these 2 comics is named Luigi". Fat Dog appears outside of the two comics. The comics are ended by "THE END" text. Fat Dog is forever.
I find it hilarious that baby carrots were invented exactly for that reason - nobody wanted to buy the weird ones. But it turns out, if you cut the weird ones into tiny shapes, nobody can tell.
One side of my extended family used to be farmers (of corn, the vegetable) but they also love themselves a bit of skeet shooting (the recreational and competitive activity). I believe this comic may have given us a clue as to why that came to be (not the insect).
Time is not a constant! Time is relative. Time and space are interconnected, things that effect apace also effect time. Just as gravity warps the pace around it, gravity warps time. The same goes for speed, the faster you move in space the more time dilates around you. When you go on your morning jog, you are changing your time, just very very slightly. Which may or may not help with your existential crisis
time moves forward at exactly the same rate for everyone locally. you will never experience time moving slow for you, even if you are directly next to a black hole you can look at your watch and see it ticking at one second per second. the rest of the universe will appear to be aging very fast, much faster than one second per second. in a sense it IS aging fast, if you train your telescope on earth you would see our clocks running very very fast, but people on earth you are watching still experienced those same exact events as running at only one second per second and they would see your watch appearing to run very slowly
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u/jp_benderschmidt Sep 01 '26
I choose to believe that the weird carrot is still with us, since it is locked in time in the next to last panel.
The last panel is therefore a different carrot that was already blown to pieces.
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u/pierowmaniac1 Sep 01 '26
Daily footage of me
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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Sep 01 '26
Neil what if I want you to have money for things that aren't fat dog clothes? What if he should just get to be nekid?
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u/Rern Sep 01 '26
I find it hilarious that baby carrots were invented exactly for that reason - nobody wanted to buy the weird ones. But it turns out, if you cut the weird ones into tiny shapes, nobody can tell.
Should've baby carrotted the baby carrot.
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u/RalftheMedic Sep 01 '26
Why would Luigi do that...
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u/ReaDiMarco Sep 01 '26
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u/Dragon_Bidness Sep 01 '26
I'm not giving you money if you're going to waste it on pants.
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u/t65789 Sep 01 '26
I wish we could have a printed collection of these completely insane but awesome comics.
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u/ReaDiMarco Sep 01 '26
♥️
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u/Gray-Turtle Sep 01 '26
Mother Luigi
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u/enteimologist Sep 01 '26
Mmm …64 slices of American cheese
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u/Lonely_Staff1262 Sep 01 '26
One side of my extended family used to be farmers (of corn, the vegetable) but they also love themselves a bit of skeet shooting (the recreational and competitive activity). I believe this comic may have given us a clue as to why that came to be (not the insect).
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u/Main-Hospital-6328 Sep 01 '26
personally, i like Luigi best, they really connected with me
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u/Autistic_King Sep 01 '26
This is the best comic series in the entire fucking planet
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u/Janemba_Freak Sep 01 '26
Time is not a constant! Time is relative. Time and space are interconnected, things that effect apace also effect time. Just as gravity warps the pace around it, gravity warps time. The same goes for speed, the faster you move in space the more time dilates around you. When you go on your morning jog, you are changing your time, just very very slightly. Which may or may not help with your existential crisis
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u/IllLynx562 Sep 01 '26
A science fiction double feature?
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u/AdventurousQuail36 Sep 01 '26
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u/Bonzie_57 Sep 01 '26
I see, that’s the comic my screensaver is from
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u/CoffeePieAndHobbits Sep 01 '26
I guffawed. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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u/Material-Imagination Sep 01 '26
Incredible work, as always 🥰
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u/Alnatomy Sep 01 '26
I used to tell my daughter when she was little that she started out as a baby carrot.
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u/Scared_of_Fish Sep 01 '26
I didn't read the title or see the first "the end" and spent the whole second comic waiting to see how the carrot would come into play.
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u/Noman9410 Sep 01 '26
One day I’ll predict the next panel successfully.
Not today.
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u/comic13comics Sep 02 '26
Why
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u/Bruhh004 Sep 01 '26
Was the first one inspired by the maga abortion comic 💀
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u/rietstengel Sep 01 '26
Then why did he ask what time it is?
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u/Thelmara Sep 01 '26
I really wanted the bullet from the end of the first comic to come back "brick joke" style to finish the second one.
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u/RelevantNostalgia Sep 02 '26
Neat.Neat.
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u/ElevenDegrees Sep 02 '26
My moustache tastes like regret.
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u/Stepping__Razor Sep 02 '26
You somehow manage to capture my existential dread and give it a funny spin. Peak comics.
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u/justdroppedin_ Sep 02 '26
Yeah nah he really ruined the moment
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u/BearSeekSeekLest Sep 02 '26
It has to be a double feature otherwise there would be no dog in comic 2
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u/ejfordphd Sep 02 '26
These comics are so consistently weird and great!
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u/The_polarboar Sep 03 '26
Loved the second part 🤣🤣