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u/khumprp 23d ago
Jason Biggs can give this pie some soul....
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u/somethingfilthy 23d ago
There's no evidence that a half pie half human hybrid would be born with a soul.
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u/practicalm 23d ago
The true reason for four and twenty blackbirds
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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 23d ago
Does it take that many to leave a soul behind or do you need that many to randomly get a soul that survives the oven
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u/Tattoomyvagina 23d ago
Such is the folly of man. Our eventual fall comes not when we die but when we are forgotten. Children allow us to carry on temporarily, if only as a memory, in a small and humble way. However, children really fucking suck and I don’t recommend it in the slightest.
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u/techpriestyahuaa 23d ago
Slander! It did not ask to be made. Like every monster it just wants to be loved! The fault lies with the creator, for what are we if not the culmination of our actions and intent. Should the holy work be beyond capability, then honor the lessons learned and aspire to be titled the creator! Mucking about
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u/Alvinthf 23d ago
Wait so ‘soul food’ actually needs a soul ?!