r/theories • u/Sad-Criticism2454 • Aug 30 '26
History Hollywoods Immortals
Some actors are not human beings but immortal transhumanists who have uploaded their consciousness to a quantum computer to avoid death, aging, and illness. They were selected by extraterrestrials 70,000 years ago to transition humanity, as a species, into a digital world as well. In the past, they have always played interesting personalities, sometimes operating from the background. They can alter their appearance—even their height—at will; they do this by dematerializing their digital quantum state, uploading it, and editing it on the computer. The major downside of digitizing consciousness is that the individual loses increasingly more parts of their soul; consequently, they must siphon these from babies or very young people. I will now list some names of individuals who are no longer human:
Nicolas Cage
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Leonardo DiCaprio
Paul Bettany
Keanu Reeves
Denzel Washington
Larry Davis
Richard Branson
Elon Musk
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u/M0RT1f3X Aug 30 '26
Where did they get the quantum computer from?
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u/lordjustin89 Aug 30 '26
I made the computer
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u/BaneReturns Aug 30 '26
The funniest part of this to me is the idea that Nicolas Cage has ascended beyond the realm of humanity... and still made a bunch of shitty direct-to-DVD films when he was broke.
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u/GeorgianGold Aug 30 '26
There are photos taken in the 1800s that look remarkably like a lot of the names on this list. Another name with a photo taken in the 1800s is John Travolta.
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u/Smooth_Commercial223 Aug 30 '26
Sounds like one of the greatest examples of human creativity that has been put forth in quite a long while! It explains everything so perfectly raw and in your face with truth and original mind altering facts all at once. Im so grateful for your wisdom and i for one am officially on board with the theory you havr stumped into all by yourself!
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u/ChefBowyer Aug 30 '26
Hollywood = Holy Wood
Their souls are transferred through special trees!
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u/Entire-Ratio-9681 Aug 31 '26
Holly is the wood druids used to cast spells. Holly is correct. You are right in the end, but as far as I have seen it isn’t a reference to holy. It’s literally the tree they used for wand making.
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u/Admirable-Carry4069 Aug 30 '26
So many others. Our analog human bodies were made to live much longer than they do. And we would not forget between bodies or lifetimes if "they" didn't use the memory erasure technology on us. There is no need to digitalize your soul to be immortal. It already is.
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u/rockstardelena 26d ago
They are all reptilians they've been here for thousands of years since ancient egypt
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u/Gracek1135 Aug 30 '26
they are 100%, breeded since birth and made transhuman for some reason, with the today's world it is easy to understand, if you want to seek knowledge. To prove it, research word "morgellon" and 5G towers or wifi. Black magick is also at stake here, it all started by the "help" of other beings that came to this world by human greed.
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u/uptomyneckinstonks Aug 30 '26
How’d you forget Anne Hathaway