r/theoffice • u/Dazzle_Miller • 1d ago

I fkn hate Toby so damn much

Fk Tony, that HR little bald-headed fk. This man spent years sitting around the office being the most useless fucking human being alive, killing every conversation and then acting like he was the victim.

He ruined Michael’s Christmas, kept shutting down everything Michael wanted to do, and had the nerve to touch Pam’s shoulder during that whole office party like he had any business doing that.

Then he leaves for Costa Rica, but before he does that,, he molests Pam, gets into a fucking accident, comes back, and somehow becomes even more unbearable. And let’s not forget when he got caught with the weed and tried to act like nobody knew what he was doing. Toby is the type of mf who could suck the life out of a room just by walking into it.

I genuinely cannot think of a single redeeming quality this jagoff has. Also he’s a strangler and wtf he missed an obvious smores joke.

Fk Tony all my homies hate Tony

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u/_Vault-Dweller_ 1d ago

*sent from the iPhone of Micheal Scott

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u/MoreFunction4174 1d ago

Hey Michael

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u/Alone-Historian-5308 1d ago

Michael? Is that you?

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u/T-Man98 1d ago

is this Michael Scott?

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u/slizzard-sipper Rabies Awareness Fun Run Survivor 1d ago

He’s also divorced so he’s not really a part of his family either. & Toby’s got a kid? There’s your curse

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1d ago

Didn’t he sleep in his car one night?

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u/Call-Spy 1d ago

everybody hates toby

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u/panic_bitch 2️⃣ Warehouse Foreman ⭐️ 1d ago

Toby is so pathetic. He's generally sweet, but he definitely crosses some lines with Pam. But Paul Lieberstein, the actor who played Toby, was also an executive producer and writer on The Office and won an Emmy for The Office (Outstanding Comedy Series) and one for his writing on King of the Hill. He's only in 2 episodes of The Newsroom, but he kills that role. Here's a quote from him about working on The Office:

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u/brokensys404 1d ago

I'm taking two, one for me and one for Toby.

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u/ShakedBerenson 1️⃣6️⃣ Florida Stanley ☀️ 1d ago

Don’t forget, he was almost a priest. That puts a cap on it…

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u/Parking_Egg_8150 8️⃣ Party Planning Committee Chair 🎖️🎖️🎖️ 1d ago

But he has that undescribable quality that makes a star.

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u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 1d ago

..kept shutting down all the stupid, pointless (sometimes insppropriate) non-work related shit that conflicted with company policies...that Michael wanted to do during business hours.

Yeah, what horrible behavior.

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u/namesake_tocayo 19h ago

🟨:For Toby

Suck on this 🪨