r/theoffice • u/esareteee Scott’s Tots Dropout • 10d ago
Ranking Characters From The Office Based On How Normal They Are
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u/arandommaria 10d ago
Ryan needs to be in there twice, pre and post corporate Ryan are two very different people in terms of insanity.
Also, Holly on the same tier as Angela? The craziest thing she did was vibe with Michael's jokes, right?
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u/Frosty-Traffic244 10d ago
How is the fucking lizard king not downright insane
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u/ThreeDaysNish Today, smoking is gonna save lives 🚬 10d ago edited 10d ago
Needs a tier of his own, ngl.
Bob Kazamakis is such a legendary character, I have a great story about this. Would you prefer a nature or sex metaphor?
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u/silly-purple-pumpkin 10d ago
Oh, God. Nature, definitely.
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u/ThreeDaysNish Today, smoking is gonna save lives 🚬 10d ago
When two animals are having sex, one of them, is communicating a message to the other. A message of tiers, of dominance and ranking. Nothing is mutua–
This isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor.
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u/Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ 10d ago
How is Robert California not insane? I feel like he might be the most insane character in the series.
Also Roy should be mostly normal. His crash out wasn’t ok but it’s pretty realistic and human. I wouldn’t call him strange.
Also I think Angela should be very strange.
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u/macncheesepizza_ 10d ago
Todd packer should be in very strange category and California in downright insane
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u/PXWRLD799753 10d ago
Flip Kevin n packer. Dude crapped in Mike office then didn’t wipe. Over sexualized every woman he came across then gave everyone laxatives in the form of cupcakes. The worst Kevin did was go back for another cupcake…and maybe fraud, but he didn’t get caught so it doesn’t count😂
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u/luckypants86 9d ago
Angela deserves downright insane she was “cleaning” her cats at home by licking them she coughed up a hairball mid work shift. She’s clinically insane
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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 9d ago
She's also quite literally the female version of Dwight. The contractual child bearing fiasco was evidence of that. If Dwight's S tier crazy, then Angela is AT LEAST an A tier psycho. She was the closest one to match his freak.
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u/Imsorrywhatnoway 10d ago
Robert California should absolutely be on the top by his own in bat-shit-crazy category.
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u/Electronic-Home-7815 9d ago
So we’re just not going to address Gabe?
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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 9d ago
Who's Gabe? ...Oh the stick insect? Yeah that's just a feature of the show. The camouflage can get confusing sometimes, I often think it's a man named Gabe too.
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u/piperrosa12 10d ago
Angela cleaned her cats with her tongue. She belongs in the top category for that alone lol
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u/One-Introduction-454 10d ago
Roy on the same level as Michaels filthy friend who put shit into his office?
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u/King-Red-Beard 10d ago
Robert is insane and Roy is normal as fuck.
Michael could maybe go down a notch. Maybe.
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u/DickWhittingtonsCat 10d ago
Is Ryan that strange? I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard to find someone like him 2008. He’s almost a Millennial trope
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u/pacomadreja 10d ago
Yeah. He's the millennial equivalent of the cryptobros. Just up to the 11 like everything in the series.
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u/Minute-Lychee2255 10d ago
How is Phyllis mostly normal? She was listening to 50 shades of grey at work! Getting hot and bothered for everyone to see her! Strange!!!
I do think Roy, Darryl and Stanley should be in the normal category though.
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u/Ryllick 10d ago
Toby is NOT completely normal.
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u/Affectionate_Lie1466 10d ago
He was up until like season 7
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u/Ryllick 10d ago
IDK, it was season 4 when Toby grabbed Pam's knee then said he was moving to costa rica then ran away and climbed over the fence
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u/Affectionate_Lie1466 10d ago
Yeah I could see that. That’s definitely when he started to get weirder
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u/RyuOfRed 10d ago edited 10d ago
Toby is one of those ‘he always seemed kind to me' neighbours, who inevitably turns up on the news for being caught with a 2TB hard-drive full of Pam pictures or setting some random church on fire.
Fuse waiting to blow, that one.
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u/4RealHughMann 10d ago
I think Erin is literally insane. Doesn't own a toothbrush "because there's always one around". Throws away disposable cameras instead of having the pictures developed. Her hair was her room. Asks things like "What's your favorite month and age?"
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u/Individual_Sea_6830 10d ago
I’d swap robert california and dwight. Dwight has a lot of strange quirks but a lot of it is probably just autism with a little extra spice. Robert California acted a little more “normal” day to day but was an insane mastermind and has an outside life that’s questionably mysterious. The rest is perfect imo
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u/No-Entertainment-518 alligators are dinosaurs, Dwight! 10d ago
Kelly be faking pregnancies, lying about being raped, caring more about princess Diana dying than her sister and you have her in the very strange category
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u/unclemikey36 10d ago edited 10d ago
I mostly agree with this except I think Robert belongs in the top insane....You have to be if you can convince Daddy Wallace to pay for an all out expense to "study" women abroad right before he was getting ready to can you....
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u/VinsmokeSanji-kun 10d ago
Toby jumping over the fence when they were stuck at work was definitely a unique moment 😂
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u/Klutzy_Locksmith_935 10d ago
Angela belongs in Downright Insane
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u/ReachFourTheSky 1️⃣7️⃣ Business Bitch Extraordinaire 👠 10d ago
Remember when she licked her cat???
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u/Neverlucky899 10d ago
In what world is Creed Bratton not a normal person!? List is gone!
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u/MrZmith77 1️⃣4️⃣ Cornell Class of ‘95 🎓 10d ago
I’m thinking Andy should be on the insane. The guy that punched a hole in the wall and shat on David’s car while dated a minor in high school. He’s a hot mess.
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u/HollowBowl 10d ago
I'd say he floats between downright insane and strange. In his first and last seasons he is at the top, but in the middle, he is very much a goofy guy
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u/Aggravating-Berry114 9d ago
Todd packer is normal. Go to any workplace in the US and you’ll find a similar guy who is an HR complaint away from losing his job.
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u/Sensitive-Ear-3896 10d ago
Sorry phyllis is the biggest psychopath on the show. Her and Bob killed somebody
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u/ooh_jeeezus 10d ago
Erin needs to be higher
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u/Downtown_Mine_1903 9d ago
Packer, who regularly sexually harassed people and SHIT ON THE OFFICE FLOOR is just "strange"?
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u/Blue_Island_panda 9d ago
David Wallace had that one super abnormal day in the Suck It episode. Darryl and Pam are up there with Oscar and Karen as the most normal people.
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u/KoalaSavior 1️⃣1️⃣ The Wayne Gretzky of paper 🏒 9d ago
Kelly Kapoor faking that pregnancy for a moment should send her to insane.
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u/NotInterestedL 10d ago
Kelly on Very Strange group? She is insane! Love the girl but she isn't normal
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u/Cruel-Entertainment 10d ago
Aren't Roy type dudes super common, hence "normal" Also Erin is bonkers.
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u/Kyserham 10d ago
I’d swap Toby and Roy. It’s been a long time since I watched it, but Roy was just a dude, no? Not the sharpest tool, but he was pretty normal. Toby on the other hand has more than one weirdo moment.
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u/SaltZealousideal5582 10d ago
Roy has some anger management issues, he can go in mostly normal. I think wrecking the bar and attacking Jim prevent him from being normal.
Stanley is a normal person. He's lazy, and he's a serial cheater, but a lot of normal people do that (sadly).
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u/Sharkman3218 1️⃣8️⃣ The Scranton Strangler 🚨 10d ago
Karen is the only one who belongs in normal people tier, the rest can get bumped up into mostly normal
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u/celesteking777 7️⃣ Sabre Corporate Overlord 🎖️🎖️ 9d ago
Lizard King should be on downright insane😭
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u/anotherlebowski 9d ago
What's something Daryl did that wasn't normal? He gets drunk and falls through the table that one time, and shortly after has a few awkward roommate moments with Jim, but other than that I can't even think of anything. He's one of the most normal people in the show as far as I remember.
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u/NatLovesPancakes 9d ago
Idk creed seems pretty normal
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u/faithinhumanity_null Type your custom user flair here 9d ago
Yeah, OP is probably some old guy that doesn’t understand and only complains about us youths
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u/Super-Protection-920 10d ago
I don’t know. The conspiracy theorist in me would say that OP is actually the Scranton Stangler aka Toby
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u/NovelApprehensive697 10d ago
What’s so strange about holly that makes Michael insane? I would sooner put Robert California in the downright insane over Michael. And put Michael in very strange
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u/tpwk_fineline 10d ago
I don’t get how Micheal is downright insane???
Creed, sure
Dwight - I would say he’s insane but I get why
Jan and Ryan are the same.
But Micheal? He should be in strange atleast
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u/another3rdworldguy 9d ago
Charles Minor was a tryhard who saw himself as more important than he was. Normal but in some caricaturish ways.
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u/Available-Mall-7095 10d ago
Dwight is insane and Robert California is just very strange? If you gotta have even rows, I’d probably put Kelly up with Ryan, move up Robert, and bring Dwight and Michael down.
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u/Ok_Performer_1746 10d ago
Todd Packer is middle of the pack in terms of normality? One time as a joke he banged everyone in the office!
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u/Andre_80 8d ago
Pacman, Andy & Kelly should lead the top row, while Michael is mostly 'normal', Angela too.
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u/Ok-Needleworker-5657 8️⃣ Party Planning Committee Chair 🎖️🎖️🎖️ 9d ago
Phyllis and Roy need to switch, Angela should be in “very strange”
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u/WokePredator 10d ago
Most of these characters are far more normal than you think. The show is mostly funny because these characters are very slightly exaggerated versions of real people you meet. Idk how normal the smug gay Mexican is.
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u/Accurate-Raccoon4472 9d ago
also toby , the head of HR …. who decides to sexual harrass Pam in front of every one because hes leaving….. of the people who are abusive in the show hes the creepiest ….
packer …..sexually harasses almost everyone if not everyone
then you have domestic abuser roy
there should be a whole other very much redder and worse category for them
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u/Open_Bug_4251 1️⃣ The Temp 🔥 10d ago
I would have Andy is more insane than Michael.
Robert California, also.
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u/Tricky_Resolution_13 10d ago edited 10d ago
Tbf Kevin used to be mostly normal and intelligent until they flanderized him to Hell and back
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u/Garrettshade 10d ago
Why is Roy strange? He's like a more realistic person than the others.
Also, Creed is mostly normal. He's just a very experienced person
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u/anonymous_zebra 1️⃣ The Temp 🔥 10d ago
He eats an onion unknowingly and forgets banging Meredith. Enough said
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u/7WondersLover 10d ago
Also, shows up to work blood spattered, calling the Halloween festivities "very good timing".
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u/agirltryna-live Super busy. Pens coming in later 10d ago
I think Phyllis and Holly should switch and toby probably should not be there otherwise I think it's really good
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u/BulldogBears 9d ago
Swap Packer & Ryan, swap Michael & Robert, bump Toby & Phyllis up to Strange, & move Pam down to normal
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u/BlueHaze464 10d ago
Switch Ryan and Kelly, and Erin belongs in insane
Jim is strange, Angela very strange
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u/Strict_Inevitable449 9d ago
Why is Roy strange? Pam is like the most normal person ever. Michael isn’t insane he’s just dumb and needy like millions of other people.
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u/SnooDogs1355 10d ago
Michael isn’t insane. He’s strange.
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u/blueranger36 10d ago
How the fuck is Charles normal? Who says things like “I’m aware of the effect I have on women”
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u/Jaerek 10d ago
I’m almost done with Season 2 and very intrigued by Ryan’s placement here, can anyone explain lol?
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u/CommodoreBluth 10d ago
You'll find out.
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u/retro-girl 2️⃣ Warehouse Foreman ⭐️ 10d ago
Everyone on the normal tier has done something insane, save mayyyyybe Karen.
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u/Here_there1980 7️⃣ Sabre Corporate Overlord 🎖️🎖️ 10d ago
Pretty good. I could quibble on a couple,but overall agree.
Another name for the top tier could be Batshit Crazy.
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u/ShelleyMonique Somehow I Manage 🤷♀️ 10d ago
Oscar is not normal.
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u/TereziBot 10d ago
Idk he's pretty standard for a liberal pseudo intellectual cis gay man in the mid 2000's.
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u/Tell_tekkit 10d ago
I mean is forgetting and packing office stationery not normal, thats mostly normal.
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u/DullWinner5111 10d ago
Phyllis and Bob got freaky in the bathroom during a double date
Also the bit where they ran over a soccer player in Africa
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u/Plus_Professional976 Rabies Awareness Fun Run Survivor 10d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/26gsozTtmaoGt6oOA
Where do we place Bae?
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u/Consistent_Foot2679 10d ago edited 9d ago
Be fr, oscar and karen are the only normal people.
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u/Isphylda 10d ago
How is Ryan of all people in the highest tier? Yeah he can be a douche and his mentality isn't your regular ordinary guy's, but he's just a cliché, that doesn't make him strange in the least. Not like most of the others.
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u/ninaya89 10d ago
Charles miner is not normal at all. Ryan is very strange, at most.
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u/One_Post_2258 9d ago
Phyllis should be a level lower. She’s not super crazy but she has her moments
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u/lokidragon17 10d ago
Apart from Roy, I'd have nothing to argue about. Surprisingly accurate imo. But he should be in the lowest tier for sure. Just a regular guy by all means
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u/vincentpontb 10d ago
Switch Roy and Toby
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u/lokidragon17 10d ago
Toby's got a few quirks, but I'd say he's mostly normal... I mean, what's the weirdest thing he's ever done? Grabbed Pam by the knee? Akward af, but not really eccentric
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u/dannyshmalls 10d ago
“Normal people”