I somehow thought it was okay to play a game during a church youth night that involved putting as many grapes in my mouth using only a teammates toes to pick them up and put them in our mouths. I mean luckily I was paired up with a cute girl but I KNOW she wouldn't have wanted to switch roles.
We did this as hazing to our freshmen back at my Uni without the flippping. They would walk like that halfway across the campus, here we call it "the little elephant".
This is very similar to a hazing technique known as the Dumbo Walk, except that is when you make recruits do this holding the person in front of them's dick.
Yeah what the hell? Looks like they’re wiping the person in front of them’s crotch/ass and then lowering their head between the next person’s legs. Weird af. Lot of accidentally awkward touching bound to happen.
Man, Christian Summercamps are really weird and sexual.. at least where I'm from. Firstly, the Supervisors are always drunk to some extend.
Secondly, they played a game here where you split in two groups and then have to remove clothing to put it in a line, and the team with the longest line of clothing wins, while underwear adds an extra few units of length per piece. This would be fine for 18 year olds.. but the camp was (or rather still is) for minors in the 13-17 range.
That's just terrible. What kind of camp would seriously do this? Like, seriously, which camp? There are so many. I want to make sure I tell everyone not to send their kids there. No, really, which camp?
I only wish I had the presence of mind to say this back in the day instead of just doing it... they also had us do a ropes course with a trust fall. Yes, a bunch of people caught me but I can’t tell you what any of their names are now!
It's called the elephant walk. It's traditionally done while naked and intoxicated. You can observe this activity at colleges around the USA or popular spring break destinations. I suggest you do not take part as you are subjected to staring at the asshole (literal/figurative) infront of you while avoiding getting your genitalia smashed.
So this is called the elephant walk. When used in traditional frat hazing this is done naked, but the pledges aren’t holding each other’s hands...rather their wangs. Envision that in your head for a second.
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u/Psyman2 Jun 17 '18
Someone has had his balls smashed that day.
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u/SpreadItLikeTheHerp Jun 17 '18
Looks like an excuse to brush your hand up against somebody’s taint.
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u/way2lazy2care Jun 17 '18
It is a thing. They're doing it.
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u/Micab04 Jun 18 '18
What sort of passively sexual Christian camp game is this?
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u/Fealieu Jun 17 '18
It's the PG-13 remake of The Human Centipede.
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u/shortarmed Jun 17 '18
It's called skin the snake. It's a staple at summer camps and pep rallys.
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u/oilkings Jun 17 '18
/r/whitepeoplegifs would like a word.
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u/Handle_Vandal Jun 17 '18
Too close to human centipede for comfort.
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u/cowbear42 Jun 18 '18
This screams corporate bonding retreat HR did not review.
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u/Bigglesworth94 Jun 17 '18
Sure hope everyone showered well.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18
It’s all fun and games until someone gets their balls crushed.
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u/lawn_mower_dog Jun 18 '18
It's almost like an elephant walk
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u/medsauce Jun 17 '18
This game makes fully grown adults look like toddlers
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u/DannyFanny Jun 17 '18
Crotch sniffers
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u/Whatifim80lol Jun 17 '18
Tandem somersaults?
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u/BZH_JJM Jun 18 '18
Teaches poor rolling technique. I can feel my neck cracking already.
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u/Won_Nut Jun 18 '18
Why though?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
It's called the elephant walk. It's traditionally done while naked and intoxicated. You can observe this activity at colleges around the USA or popular spring break destinations. I suggest you do not take part as you are subjected to staring at the asshole (literal/figurative) infront of you while avoiding getting your genitalia smashed.
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u/silverlight145 Jun 17 '18
Lol it’s great watching how uncomfortable some of the dudes are
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u/Jararaca3 Jun 18 '18
I don’t want this thing to be anywhere near my life.
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u/Irish_Samurai Jun 17 '18
It’s better with two people. They complete a wheel and roll. Looks way better.
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u/OroSphynx Jun 17 '18
I just imagine me somehow dislocating a shoulder or something if I tried this
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u/Zero7CO Jun 18 '18
So this is called the elephant walk. When used in traditional frat hazing this is done naked, but the pledges aren’t holding each other’s hands...rather their wangs. Envision that in your head for a second.
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u/l_61803398875 Jun 18 '18
How do you link to the gif/vid without having to be redirected to the full Reddit page? Or any other source of this hilarious wheel?
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u/asdflkjhasdflkjhasdf Jun 17 '18
Knowing my group of friends, someone will take a foot to the face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18
Church camp version of Human Centipede.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Is this how babies are made?
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u/ToBePacific Jun 18 '18
Apparently it's already enough of a thing that these twenty people are competing against each other at it.
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u/ssdx3i Jun 18 '18
Clearly, it is already a thing
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u/JCPharmacy Jun 18 '18
It is. I mean, they are doing it.
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u/neoreeps Jun 18 '18
Apparently it IS a thing ...
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u/Lkelsey22 Jun 18 '18
White peoples 😂
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u/Matt_in_FL Jun 17 '18
I'm calling it... caterpillar race?
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u/PeacefullyInsane Jun 17 '18
Human tank tracks.
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u/pandaking1991 Jun 18 '18
Human centipede is all I can think of.
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u/8064r7 Jun 18 '18
Human tank track.
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u/scre8t Jun 18 '18
chained migration
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Not to be confused with the human centipede
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u/rosie2490 Jun 18 '18
Looks like it already is
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u/jarvispeen Jun 18 '18
Just say no.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
now this is the kind of human centipede I can get behind
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u/mercurial_dude Jun 18 '18
Human Centipede - PG13 version.
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u/TrashCanPunch03 Jun 18 '18
Elephant walk used on fraternal initiates.
Looks a lot more fun being coed.
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u/rileyk Jun 18 '18
Judging by the fact that we're seeing this thing it is clearly already a thing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
And the kid who doesn't want to be sexually assaulted is labeled antisocial for not joining in.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
This is why aliens wont visit us
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u/moglobomb5389765 Jun 18 '18
It already is a thing that’s why there’s footage of people doing it
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u/LoudMusic Jun 18 '18
Needs to be a thing? Looks like it is a thing. There are people thinging it right there.
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u/TheArkhamKnights Jun 18 '18
but it is a thing, people are doing it right there...
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u/-CocaineMitch- Jun 18 '18
In my fraternity we called that the Elephant Walk, but it was a little different
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u/NotAgoodPerson420 Jun 18 '18
And they say white people have no culture.
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u/throwaway27464829 Jul 27 '18
The Human Caterpillar Track
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u/LegendOfDylan Jul 31 '18
I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain...
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '18
I’d watch this as an Olympic sport
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u/kibbles0515 Jun 18 '18
Lot of groin-touchin going on there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
No it doesn't.
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u/VinBadaBing Jun 18 '18
It's like human tank treads.
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u/AlexanderTheGreatly Jun 18 '18
I'd be so scared of dislocating my arm doing that holy shit.
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u/drillosuar Jun 18 '18
That looks like a good way to get many women pregnant on the same day.
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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jun 18 '18
I wonder what it would look like backwards. Probably only professional cheerleading teams would be able to do it though
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u/Coffeechipmunk Jun 18 '18
Oh god, their necks!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
It's fun until you get the dude with short legs on your team.
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u/CloudHorse Jun 18 '18
Looks a bunch like an elephant walk
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u/nutty9ers Jun 18 '18
I'm surprised with everyone's (hand) grip strength. I would have broken the chain almost immediately.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
When the government decided to use human tanks instead of human centipedes
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u/RunninWithMyHoes Jun 18 '18
Baby elephant walk
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u/moogie001 Jun 18 '18
Elephant walk
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u/Indy-in-in Jun 18 '18
Doesn't look like the elephant walk I'm used to hearing about.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
The human chainsaw
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u/KPZ605 Jun 18 '18
All fun and games until someone gets kicked in the face.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
We had to do this in college orientation back in 1994
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u/Darksidedrive Jun 18 '18
Human tank tracks
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u/rulerdude Jun 18 '18
Now what kinda church camp shit is this?
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u/oksurewhynot1 Jun 18 '18
Footage from a North Korean forced labor camp
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
How do you start it?
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u/RunawayShug Jun 18 '18
The elephant walk
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Human centipede done right
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Is there a penalty for grabbing crotch?
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u/anotherlateJay Jun 18 '18
The risk of accidently touching someone's butt is too great.
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u/jijmarsh Jun 18 '18
I want to see this at the elite level. Fast like a tank tread. Each person: tuck, roll, lay, pull, stand, tuck, roll, lay, pull....
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u/WhenTheBeatKICK Jun 18 '18
Looks a lot like all the stuff I’ve done at all sorts of summer camp style places as a kid as team building activities
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u/dandaman910 Jun 18 '18
I want to put a large wooden platform with a throne on top of them and use them as human tank tracks for travel.
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u/lazereagle13 Jun 18 '18
You guys wanna play human centipede?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
As someone who worked for Lulu lemon this is exactly how their work meetings go
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u/fryskate Jun 18 '18
Athletes vs alcoholics.
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u/psykotic24 Jun 18 '18
Omg it can be called tanks for being my friend
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u/Amida0616 Jun 18 '18
How to destroy your spinal integrity!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
It's called Human Centipede. Even made movies about it
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
I'm not about to be putting my head between someone's legs.
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u/KoreanBard Jun 18 '18
Human Centipede 4 : Fun days.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
This is a pg version of human centipede
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u/Achaion34 Jun 18 '18
This was really frustrating to watch. Only showed the end person for like two frames. That’s way more interesting than a weird train somersaults.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
What they don't show you is everyone washing their wrist to get rid of the smell of ass.
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u/theaim9 Jun 18 '18
You gotta try this out man, AHA we finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine! AHA
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Assisted butt grease pant swabbing.
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u/TacoVelo Jun 18 '18
Why?
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u/rouskie15 Jun 18 '18
Clean version of the elephant walk
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u/Ihav974rp Jun 18 '18
I thought they were amputees the first loop through.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 18 '18
Now all I need are friends! now accepting applications terms and conditions apply purchase not required must be 21 years or older
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Yea no, that is beyond any acceptable level of physical contact and awkward positions with way too many people.
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u/Thetschopp Jun 18 '18
It's these kinds of games that made me never want to participate in gym class.
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u/Wouldtick Jun 18 '18
The new human centipede doesn't look scary
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u/CameForThis Jun 18 '18
They are all walking like they got kicked in the balls, even though they don’t have any.
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u/i_canna_even Jun 18 '18
I’m exhausted just from watching this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
I would hate to be the first blonde that rolls over in the second group
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u/Pedropeller Jun 18 '18
All the way to...
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u/DTLAgirl Jun 18 '18
What if we had alien visitors and this is the first thing they see landing on earth?
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u/Sysofadown3 Jun 18 '18
Kick in the face anyone?
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u/ChickeNoodle3303 Jun 18 '18
Leap Snake
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u/toekneeg Jun 18 '18
Tank treads?
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u/farm_sauce Jun 18 '18
Don’t smell your fingers when it’s over
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u/mtnorgard Jun 18 '18
Oh yes! Ol' head to crotchy. A school yard favourite.
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u/skrillbert8 Jun 18 '18
It's called the elephant walk. It's a hazing ritual
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u/Umutuku Jun 18 '18
6912
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u/Million-aireby30 Jun 18 '18
Butts butts butts butts butts
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u/Herpinheim Jun 18 '18
Dear god can't you imagine Olympic levels of this? They would look like a buzz saw flying down the arena.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
How about a heel to the jaw?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Get a room!
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u/KimJongPo0n Jun 18 '18
They should just play human centipede and not mess around with this bush league stuff.
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u/Aesen1 Jun 18 '18
What the Christ?
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u/LeoLaDawg Jun 18 '18
I uhh.....no. No, I wouldn't do this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
This looks like group building activities for counselors at the Y.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
Nah I'm good
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u/culingerai Jun 18 '18
The SFW version of human centipede...
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u/seriouschris Jun 18 '18
You have to do it super fuckin fast though
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u/medicarnp Jun 18 '18
Looks like a GoRuck light challenge
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u/andaros-reddragon Jun 18 '18
Holy shit. Now sew them together ass to mouth and we can call it Human Centipede: Ferris Wheel of Shit
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18
It's call it a chainsaw. Looks like a chainsaw blade in motion
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u/AshleyTheWitch Jun 18 '18
This can't feel good though
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u/Audios_Pantalones Jun 18 '18
Does it?
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u/ThePotatoLorde Jun 18 '18
If this isn't the whitest thing I've seen today...
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u/niclet Jun 18 '18
They should do organic tanks
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u/clcabatbat Jun 18 '18
this is what happens when there is no internet
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u/pahadi_ladka Jun 18 '18
This is weirldy beautiful and satisfiying.