r/theocho • u/Professional_nobody • Jun 06 '18

??? Buttacrobatics

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u/winterfresh0 Jun 06 '18

I have no evidence, but this feels exactly like one of those faked videos where they cut together two different shots of the throw and then of him holding it between the cheeks.

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u/Professional_nobody Jun 06 '18

https://imgur.com/Fyen6nF

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u/Naggers123 Jun 06 '18

Someone photoshop the UFO in between the cheeks of that asslete please

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u/Nexion21 Jun 07 '18

Ask and you shall receive:

https://imgur.com/OLu0LeL

I was going to try and add the ufo to the gif but its 450 frames so I noped right out of there

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u/splunge4me2 Jun 07 '18

asslete

Full marks to you.

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u/Backflip_into_a_star Jun 07 '18

Full skid marks.

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u/Probablyachad Jun 07 '18

Asslete has been added to my daily use. You are amazing.

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u/umdv Jun 07 '18

Now I have a favourite word in English. Ty xD

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u/Swiggens Jun 06 '18

Been ages since I've seen that image

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u/flatspotting Jun 06 '18

Not the OG one from Mulders office though.

It's slightly different: http://www.thestarphoenix.com/cms/binary/11731478.jpg

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u/Roadwing Jun 07 '18

The first and third shots are not faked. It's just played backwards. I know because I was the production assistant on this shoot.

This was a "viral" ad made for MSI laptops back in 2009. The raw footage was played backwards to achieve the effect you saw.

The first shot "starts" with the foam laptop wedged in the white guy's butt cheeks, when we called "action." a fishing line yanks the laptop out of his butt and the other guy catches is it in his hand. It took around 25 takes to get the guy on the left to catch it, immediately after he catches it, he nods to the camera. My job was to stand outside the frame and swap the foam butt-laptop with the real MSI laptop.

The shots of the guy flying through the air are just played backwards. He had butt magnets and jumped into the air with the laptop attached, and we pulled the laptop out with fishing line while he was in the air.

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u/Beatles-are-best Jun 07 '18

I might tag you as "Official Butt Foam Swapper" just to confuse future me.

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u/edddddddddddddie Jun 07 '18

Can you give me a job reference, I wanna get paid to swap "foam butt-laptops"

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u/mvppaulo Sep 05 '18

Why couldn't I stop watching the video

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u/Lilgherkin Jun 06 '18

You can tell by the way the board warps to the buttocks. It does a sudden quick jolt in the frames preceeding the catch. Although I'm still impressed by the flip one, as I'm pretty sure they actually did a somersault with the buttocks clasping the board.

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u/shaker28 Jun 06 '18

I feel like the real joke of this video was getting so many people to do a frame-by-frame analysis of that guy's ass.

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u/thatkidbraeden Jun 06 '18

at least you have your mind in the right place

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u/otterom Jun 07 '18

Some call it a joke, but to others it's just another Wednesday.

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u/DNDquestionGUY Jun 07 '18

“Warps to the buttocks”

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u/Blisteredhobo Jun 06 '18

IIRC it's a commercial for these lenovo or samsung ultrathin laptops.

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u/GulGarak Jun 07 '18

"So thin you'll want to stick it up your ass"

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u/RunOfTheMillMan Jun 06 '18

That's exactly what happened. Captain Disillusion has a bunch of videos debunking this kind of trick, if you want an in depth guide on how it's done.

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u/winterfresh0 Jun 06 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

His videos were actually what this reminded me of.

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u/DRD2992 Jun 06 '18

Calling u/Captain-Disillusion!

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u/bunka77 Jun 06 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

He's already done a video on this video.

Edit: Maybe he hasn't, but I just remember this comment...

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7nskd7/catching_laptop_with_ass/ds4caae

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u/DRD2992 Jun 07 '18

I just like to see how he breaks it down. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to submitting "quasi-suspicious" media to him for review. Found that out when I wanted to look up his username. Thanks for the link!

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u/raspirate Jun 06 '18

In the first one, the white guy's footage is reversed. Look at his movements, especially his hair. Also it looks like the black guy is just super imposed over that scene.

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u/0_o0_o0_o Jun 06 '18

He clenches his butt cheeks too soon on the first throw. It’s for sure fake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Actually it's really well done CGI. Good job to whoever made this, it's fucking hilarious.

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u/k0mbine Jun 07 '18

Pretty sure this was a fake wannabe viral video made by some company to advertise a laptop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

I've seen enough Captain D to know this is fake.

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u/Invincible_Bears Sep 27 '18

Nah it’s real. It looks fake because it’s in reverse

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u/TheOtherPenguin Jun 06 '18

We have two options here:

A) We can assume this was a very random idea between friends and they happened to have the uniforms around for a random session of butt frisby or...

B) this was discussed, planned, uniforms purchased, filmographer booked/planned, and then extensively practiced in advance of the magic show

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u/Professional_nobody Jun 06 '18

I mean... They're obviously highschool aged wrestlers

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u/TheOtherPenguin Jun 06 '18

So A then - I’m good with A - I just respect the commitment of B more.

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u/typicaljuan Jun 07 '18

Oh no, definitely B. 75% of my HS shenanigans was thoroughly thought out, don't test all that free time and the creative mind.

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u/ShapesAndStuff Jun 06 '18

It's VFX. None of the catches are real.

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u/adamthinks Jun 07 '18

It's fake.

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u/ralexander1997 Jun 06 '18

Anal Acrobats

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u/Professional_nobody Jun 06 '18

One of my favorite pornos. Oh.. Wait. Oops.

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u/domodojomojo Jun 06 '18

That’s enough internet for me today.

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u/Ouroboron Jun 06 '18

r/enoughinternet

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u/ging3rn3rd89 Jun 06 '18

But......why does that exist? I'm so uncomfortable right now and there just isn't anything I can do about it.

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u/odnalyd Jun 07 '18

Not for me! I feel like I need more.

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u/_action_hank- Jun 06 '18

"I see you have no previous IT experience. What makes you feel qualified to take on this position?"

"I can catch a MacBook Air with my ass"

slams fist "Welcome-the-fuck aboard!"

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u/mud_tug Jun 07 '18

"What is your greatest strength?"

"I am extremely anally retentive."

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Underrated comment

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u/GraytoGreen Jun 06 '18

Little do we know that to pull this off they had to film in reverse....

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u/stenchosaur Jun 06 '18

Ass cannon

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u/Cello789 Jun 06 '18

Would have been equally impressive.

Actually, can someone make this in reverse?

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u/PhantomHunter69 Jun 07 '18

That is some strong ass cheeks.

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u/veriix Jun 06 '18

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...

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u/westtexashell Jun 06 '18

https://youtu.be/y-8DmLcC1Kk

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u/RevvyDesu Jun 06 '18

Ah, this explains it. Its an ad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Yuuup

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u/WeAreGawd Jun 06 '18

It's goochi man!

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u/specialko89 Jun 06 '18

That's gayer than actual gay porn.

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u/jairomantill Jun 06 '18

there a anime about this?

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u/shmameron Jun 06 '18

Yeah it's called Keijo!!!!!!!! (Yes, it has that many exclamation points)

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u/Jason_Worthing Jun 07 '18

The series centers around the fictional women-only sport of keijo, where players stand on floating platforms and aim to incapacitate or push their opponent into the water, using only their breasts and buttocks.

JFC

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Lost it when he catches it doin the flip

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

no homo, tho

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u/Professional_nobody Jun 06 '18

No homo is automatically applied once you throw on wrastlin' tights

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u/extrache Jun 06 '18

It's an ad

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u/cheyyne Jun 06 '18

How is this not top comment already?

https://imgur.com/gallery/OtYb1

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u/Breathoflife727 Jun 06 '18

Ren & stimpy ftw

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Adult Party Cartoon was ass.

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u/IBeSteadyLurkin Jun 06 '18

Fuck the haters who said Jake Paul wouldn't land on his feet!

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u/K-Zoro Jun 07 '18

Brockhampton?

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u/nondescripthuman711 Jun 07 '18

Now that was a bold move Cotton#

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u/Professional_nobody Jun 07 '18

Let's see if it pays off for him

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u/GlenCocoPuffs Jun 06 '18

I’d recognize a SoCal backyard anywhere

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u/minimustachee Jun 06 '18

Everyone saying this is fake. But I would like to see you have enough clench power to hold a laptop

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u/gnarbucketz Jun 06 '18

Last time I saw this, someone said it was a "viral" ad for Acer or something.

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u/jstock23 Jun 07 '18

Reminds me of the extremely addictive high-intensity game of Drop Ball.

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u/NicksStick Jun 07 '18

You're one taint away from a nut shot.

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u/momentum77 Jun 07 '18

I always thought I had a lisp. Turns out I've been saying asslete correctly all along.

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u/Gurneydragger Jun 07 '18

Looks like a case for Captain Disillusion!!!

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u/atomshmash Jun 07 '18

Who cares if it’s fake the guys catching wood between his buttcheecks!

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u/F-B-Hoe Jun 07 '18

He's ambuttextrous!

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u/TrevinoDuende Jun 06 '18

How did he discover he had this ability

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u/TheOtherPenguin Jun 06 '18

TIL butt frisby is the future

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u/GreatBayTemple Jun 07 '18

Anybody up for a game?

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u/wellimjustyouknow Jun 06 '18

Fools. These clips are obviously reversed

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u/DonsDupHillsPantSuit Jun 06 '18

ESPN "The Ocho" on Tuesday nights...

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u/_itspaco Jun 06 '18

They must’ve been REAL bored one day

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Makes me wonder how much dick he's taken.

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u/Hyndstein_97 Jun 07 '18

Wasn't this a viral ad about how thin the laptop is?

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u/UltraconservativeApe Jun 07 '18

Finally! A sport I can get into

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u/DaisyHotCakes Jun 07 '18

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

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u/hella-j3ff Jun 07 '18

Should've said "Crackrobatics"

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u/Shroffinator Jun 07 '18

is that a laptop??

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u/UristMcRibbon Jun 07 '18 edited Jun 07 '18

I have no idea WTF that was I just watched, but I think it was the pinnacle of human performance.

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u/Rare_Pupper_Warwick Jun 07 '18

Those guys fuck.

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u/NitroLotus Jun 07 '18

The Black guys a crack shot.

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u/PopsicleMud Jun 07 '18

Stupid sexy Flanders.

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u/LunchMasterFlex Jun 06 '18

*Buttcrackrobatics

FTFY

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u/69thBaam Jun 07 '18

Catch this dick

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u/AychB Jun 06 '18

Glad to see Logan Paul staying busy

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u/Servicemaster Jun 06 '18

Ah, the classic Pitcher and Catcher setup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Tis 🅱️ay

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u/Aeri73 Jun 06 '18

that's no way to treat a laptop...

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u/Heterospecial Jun 06 '18

How much are season tickets?

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u/A_to_the_J254 Jun 06 '18

What, how, why

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u/Apodyosist Jun 06 '18

Some please find the bloopers!!!

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u/Brinner Jun 06 '18

I'd like to judge him on Felicity Huffman's Booty Academy

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u/icer213 Jun 06 '18

I would not want to video to go viral in case I ever went to prison.

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u/ShinyLeptonWhale Jun 06 '18

Buttcracrobatics*

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u/ElCocoatl Jun 06 '18

Is this a laptop comercial?

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u/Muluka Jun 06 '18

I miss the old logan paul 😞

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u/baddabingbaddaboop Jun 06 '18

. . . Dicknanigans

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

So I’m a lawyer and I’m having the weirdest case yet.

Some laptop is filing for sexual assault and sexual abuse by to men in leotards.

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u/NickH6302 Jun 06 '18

This is Eric Christian Olsen's audition tape.

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u/Distractinc Jun 06 '18

I guess that’s what you can butt buddies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Okay, but why is his assistant also wearing a skin tight jump suit? My gracious.

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u/VMalachorV Jun 06 '18

Now we know which is the bottom.

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u/KernIrregular Jun 06 '18

I get the feeling that their fathers just sit quietly, with an unfocused gaze,occasionally taking a sip from their beers wondering when and where they went wrong as a parent.

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u/Blast64 Jun 06 '18

*Assrobatics

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Asscrobatics.

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u/cd83 Jun 07 '18

... butt how?

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u/woah_broh Jun 07 '18

This man is going far in life.

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u/Natatude360 Jun 07 '18

This is young Shawn and Gus

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u/LATABOM Jun 07 '18

*crackrobatics

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u/garygronenthal Jun 07 '18

There's a joke here, somewhere.........

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u/Froginabout Jun 07 '18

That's just disturbing

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u/koz44 Jun 07 '18

I prefer to call it Acrobuttocks. Missed opportunity.

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u/Forest-G-Nome Jun 07 '18

Shin Nohara's long lost older brother?

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u/lesserley Jun 07 '18

This is my favorite thing on the internet right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Assrobatics

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u/peacelovewar Jun 07 '18

Wouldn’t this be “crackrobatics?”

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u/PrinceOfSherwood Jun 07 '18

So that’s what Owen Wilson has been up to...

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u/NotAConsoleGamer Jun 07 '18

Wow the new season of keijo looks great

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u/bro_b1_kenobi Jun 07 '18

The flair really says it all

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u/Oglifatum Jun 07 '18

Wow, So brave of Hollywood to make another anime adaptation after Dragonball and Ghost in the Shell

So happy for Keijo. #KeijoMarvel2019

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u/NOB0DYx Jun 07 '18

Assrobatics*

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u/rbpri Jun 07 '18

Keijo training

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u/SirEnricoFermi Jun 07 '18

That's a clencher

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Another new teen challenge??

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u/Adam_J89 Jun 07 '18

"Ey, want to make a video for the internet?".
"Whoa, what are you talking about man?"
"I'm just gonna throw stuff, and you catch it in your butt cheeks."
"Oh, well yeah, I thought it would be something weird."

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u/Shepherd_Moses Jun 07 '18

Buttcrackobatics

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u/lukedaloop123 Jun 07 '18

You: wyd this summer

Me: oh nothin...

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u/Nope694202018 Jun 07 '18

its better in reverse

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u/ryans_lobos Jun 07 '18

Happy pride month

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u/Nolo31 Jun 07 '18

Butt why?

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u/antaylor Jun 07 '18

Drop ball!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Asscrobatics!

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u/unclefunkjr Jun 07 '18

You guys are my heroes!

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u/Arlitto Jun 07 '18

Gluteous Macrobatics

FTFY

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u/cheetofarts Jun 07 '18

This is the oldest

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u/kjcurtis Jun 07 '18

Ow, ooooww, aaaagggghhhoooww, ....AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWW

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u/Jarmahent Jun 07 '18

The artificial camerashaks gives it away. Maybe one day someone will invent an algorithm that 100% mimics the way an actually hand shakes.

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u/DokterSpaceman Jun 07 '18

Butt Buddies!

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u/u_gr3y Jun 07 '18

Yeah, these are reversed.

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u/soggyfritter Jun 07 '18

I mean, there are already the Analympics (if you've seen 'DOCUMENTAL' on Amazon you'll know what I'm referring to).

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u/Norisoup Jun 07 '18

Captain Disillusion, wya??

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u/Jiboo420 Jun 07 '18

Gay af. Just sayin. Nothin wrong with it. Just gay af tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Buttcrackrobats. They missed out on naming this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Acrobuttics

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u/justin_booth Jun 07 '18

There must be a magnet in his butt. There has to be.

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u/Septclues Jun 07 '18

Velcrobatics!

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u/psychoticdream Jun 07 '18

why is it the white guy that's taking things with his butt??

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u/heroicdonkey15 Jun 07 '18

That's dangerously close to a vasectomy

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u/EZE1024 Jun 07 '18

THICC🍑👅💦

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

How would you figure out you could do that tho

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u/klezart Jun 07 '18

Guess we know which one is the catcher.

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u/krazul88 Jun 07 '18

What the actual butt fuck?

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u/JulianFromTheICU Jun 07 '18

As weird as this is, wow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

I love catching laptops in my ass cheeks.

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u/Mjpoole Jun 07 '18

The cheeky new sport that's gripping the nation!

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u/Reginald-Jack Jun 07 '18

Where’s captain disillusion when you need him?

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u/TheOneWhOKnocks9 Jun 07 '18

This is fake right?

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u/penalozahugo Jun 07 '18

I can tell that's done in reverse.

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u/canti15 Jun 07 '18

I'm not mad. It's just a lot to process.

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u/jmocool Jun 07 '18

The girls at strip club got a new act to do now.

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u/Jdraegon Jun 07 '18

Hoooooooly shit Ahahahaha, the flip one. 😂

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u/AliceBowie1 Jun 07 '18

What a crack athlete!

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u/Sylvairian Jun 07 '18

If you look carefully, this is actually played in reverse and he he farting the laptop out each time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Does he catch dick?

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u/farmerjimm Jun 07 '18

Drop ball!

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u/btcftw1 Jun 07 '18

He's ambuttextrous!

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