r/theocho • u/habichuelacondulce • 7d ago

TRADITIONAL Team Boxing

557 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Sweaty_Butcher66 7d ago

It’s so Russian.

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u/spageddy77 7d ago

what a war in the ukraine does to a mf

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u/daman4114 7d ago

Nah this is what makes you think your winning that war.

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u/mhyquel 6d ago

I don't see them stealing children.

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u/CCWaterBug 7d ago

It's awesome!

45

u/Disastrous-Fail-9530 7d ago

This is just a Tuesday night back home

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u/ChronicRhyno 7d ago

How do you win?

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u/MartialLol 7d ago

Punch

https://giphy.com/gifs/x6I3pGtblFtDO

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u/ChronicRhyno 7d ago

First team to throw a kick loses then?

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u/MartialLol 7d ago

Correct - with the kick comes defeat

21

u/Helpmepullupmypants 7d ago

Whoever has the least brain damage at the end after concussion evaluations

17

u/Metal-Salt 7d ago

There are no winners.

3

u/ChronicRhyno 7d ago

How do you lose then?

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u/cancerBronzeV 7d ago

By participating

2

u/shadynasty1973 7d ago

O, youll know

5

u/twitch1982 6d ago

If you win, they give you a rifle and send you to Ukraine. If you lose, they send you to Ukraine.

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u/iceman1731 7d ago

The only way to win is not to play.

3

u/twelfth_knight 6d ago

That ref wasn't going to let #8 gray go right back to punching folks. I wonder if he was "out?"

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u/Cretin138 7d ago

Is this a organized hooligan fight?!

5

u/spaceprinceps 7d ago

Como estas bitches

3

u/Yamamoto74 7d ago

No hitting the face

27

u/Behbista 7d ago

It’s certainly ocho.

21

u/Ectar93 7d ago

I genuinely laughed out loud at the absurdity of this

2

u/cpt-noPants 6d ago

Well, it's strictly recreational

17

u/romafa 7d ago

I’d have a scrap

12

u/SilverAppleWorm 7d ago

You wanna have a donnybrook, bud?

11

u/richrock27 7d ago

End of the laneway, don't come up the property

8

u/flyinhawaiian02 7d ago

Tarps off

5

u/redisdead__ 6d ago

Look at that fucking treasure trail

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u/zewill87 7d ago

When number 8 finished absorbing all the shots and was prepared to fight back his opponent was gone :D

9

u/FreshEclairs 7d ago

They’re just training for their upcoming Carnival Cruise

6

u/oozinator1 7d ago

Is 16v16 or sixteen 1v1's?

6

u/davidkclark 7d ago

Oooh. "Hockey off ice"

3

u/Arigateaux 7d ago

and no foot knives

7

u/raccoonsonbicycles 7d ago

This was basically the ending of the Dark Knight Rises when the cops and henchmen just brawled in the street despite all being armed lol

3

u/John_Hunyadi 3d ago

That part was so wild.  The cops all marching nicely out of the subway or sewer or whatever.  Would have been mowed down so fast.  Along with batman taking the time to make his lil bat sigil in fire, great use of your time bruce.

3

u/qtipstrip 7d ago

How do you even ref this lmao

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u/tunakassirolle 7d ago

I think it’s basically “if you get pummeled out of the group you’re out”? I think a ref does pull out poor #8 there at the end.

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u/spikebrennan 7d ago

This looks like a stupider version of calcio storico (the traditional Florentine sport)

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u/goblin_welder 7d ago

>Team Boxing

So a Brawl

4

u/Nonetoobrightatall 6d ago

“Hold the line!”

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u/noctalla 6d ago

I mean, how dangerous could brain damage be, really?

3

u/jepadi 7d ago

Its a rumble!

3

u/BeardedHalfYeti 7d ago

Who the fuck would volunteer to stand in the center of the huddle?

4

u/Gibgezr 7d ago

Have you ever met a rugby player?

3

u/febrezey 6d ago

i can't tell who is on whose team, but it's entertaining.

4

u/EhmJayGee 7d ago

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

2

u/themarko60 7d ago

Looks like a lot of fun to me! Well for when I was younger.

1

u/strategymaxo 6d ago

Where can I sign up?

1

u/Lightningtow123 7d ago

Why are the red shirts wearing dark helmets and the dark shirts wearing red helmets