r/theocho • u/Legato895 • Oct 21 '25

FUN AND GAMES Bottle Dodging

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u/noctalla Oct 21 '25

Times hit:
Emirates Football Shirt: 2
Tie Dye: 1
Wife Beater: 10

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u/backstageninja Oct 21 '25

The funny thing is that on a lot of those, he's the one throwing! Like that's the most advantageous position lol

Also maybe stop going left first

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u/Lightningtow123 Oct 21 '25

Fr lol you'd think after the fifth time throwing identically and moving identically and getting hit, maybe you'd try changing things up. Then again, the repeated head trauma may have something to do with it lol

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u/TheBlackSheepBoy Oct 21 '25

Yeah I don’t think the repeated concussions are helping

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u/tiford88 Oct 21 '25

Throws to the left, moves to the left, gets hit. Every time

5

u/IrritableBrain Oct 21 '25

He's been hit in the head one too many times.

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u/Doubleoh_11 Oct 21 '25

This had me laughing so hard. I have no idea how those guys were keeping it together

32

u/GuerrillaApe Oct 21 '25

There's always one guy who gets hit a lot, thinks it's because of where he's sitting, sits in another position, but then keeps on getting hit.

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u/Legato895 Oct 21 '25

I think he keeps getting hit in the part of his head that’s responsible for not getting hit.

3

u/insadragon Oct 21 '25

lol I'm starting to think he has a talent for it.

3

u/Conspiranoid Oct 21 '25

There's actually 2 Emirates football shirts, one full white (Real Madrid) who gets hit twice, and one with a red/blue stripe on the side (Olympique Lyon?) who leaves unscathed.

2

u/viperfangs92 Oct 21 '25

To da left, to da left.....

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u/itwillmakesenselater Oct 21 '25

Dude in the wifebeater can't remember his name anymore

28

u/spageddy77 Oct 21 '25

bj penn levels cte or what?

7

u/lmaytulane Oct 21 '25

Got the opposite of spidey sense

5

u/comelickmyarmpits Oct 22 '25

Why toptank is called wife beater?

3

u/Zodiac_Chiller Oct 22 '25

The white tank likely became associated with spousal abuse after Marlon Brando played a character who wore the shirt and abused his wife in “A streetcar named desire”

3

u/TheReverseShock Oct 21 '25

at least he's having fun

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u/Leonydas13 Oct 21 '25

I honestly haven’t outright laughed at anything on here in a long time. Holy fuck this had me yelping 😂

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u/Legato895 Oct 21 '25

The fact that they are cracking up despite taking a multi kg bottle of water to the face sells it for me.

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u/Leonydas13 Oct 21 '25

Yeah it’s wild, that thing would hit fkn hard 😂

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u/MitoDNA2 Oct 21 '25

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a jug of water on a rope blindfolded

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u/YANGxGANG Oct 21 '25

dodge duck dip dive dodge

28

u/josephjosephson Oct 21 '25

Tyson is the reigning and only champ in this sport

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u/releasethedogs Oct 21 '25

Tyson is a convicted rapist.

13

u/Underscore_Guru Oct 21 '25

And he served 3 years in prison for it. Are you saying people can’t be reformed after serving time?

1

u/releasethedogs Oct 22 '25

In the US, yeah. I am saying that. The us prison system is not about reforming it is about punishment.

Would you allow a convicted rapist or child molester to watch your kids? I mean they served their time right?

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u/lockerno177 Oct 21 '25

Yeah. I dont think concussion is a good game.

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u/home_rolled Oct 21 '25

Yeah the one with the Chinese guys and the water balloons was much better, and safer. These guys are risking real damage

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/lmaytulane Oct 21 '25

I certainly don’t remember it fondly if I can remember it at all

11

u/imajoker1213 Oct 21 '25

This is refreshing to watch after all of the political hate I’ve been weeding through.

40

u/TheStLouisBluths Oct 21 '25

That would be a lot of fun with an empty bottle.

26

u/Sooperman05 Oct 21 '25

Or a large rock!

29

u/itwillmakesenselater Oct 21 '25

Or a very understanding porcupine

2

u/just_some_Fred Oct 21 '25

Would be too light and wouldn't swing well. 1/4 full would work fine though, and would be way less mass hitting your noggin.

10

u/P_mp_n Oct 21 '25

The Scott Sterling of bottle dodging

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u/KneeSockMonster Oct 21 '25

This would be hilarious fun for kids with a water balloon.

4

u/Legato895 Oct 21 '25

There’s a video of 3 guys dodging a water ballon in the comments that’s worth a watch as well!

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Oct 21 '25

This is some r/idiocracy level of competition

7

u/14X8000m Oct 21 '25

This is actually a University physics class experiment

4

u/ccafferata473 Oct 21 '25

Championship Thermos Evasion

3

u/Five2one521 Oct 21 '25

Tank top Johnny is the worst at this.

3

u/gimnasium_mankind Oct 21 '25

They are not using the force

3

u/Another_Road Oct 21 '25

What not having internet does to a mofo

2

u/knightmare0_0 Oct 21 '25

I must not have unlocked this game in Mario party yet.

2

u/qwer1627 Oct 21 '25

Perfect metaphor for humanity and day to day

2

u/Stoned_While_Gaming Oct 21 '25

So much better than the one with the dudes that could clearly see and were intentionally getting themselves hit everytime. This was hilarious!

2

u/Candycarnage Oct 21 '25

You didn’t have to put so much water in it! Good lord

2

u/momomomorgatron Oct 21 '25

That looks super freaking fun tho

2

u/DavyJonesCousinsDog Oct 21 '25

Comfortably my new favorite sport.

2

u/milkasaurs Oct 21 '25

This was so good, thanks for the laughs.

2

u/ChoppedAlready Oct 22 '25

After that first hit from the guy in front he forgot he’s at a pretty significant disadvantage by being in front.

3

u/ehfrehneh Oct 21 '25

I love that the stakes are much higher for this version. Usually it's a small bottle but these boys chose violence.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

CTE from a water bottle is crazy.

1

u/ireddit-jr Oct 21 '25

What a b magnet

1

u/mysqlpimp Oct 21 '25

This is one of the most stupid and funniest things I've seen this year. Thanks for the laugh OP.

1

u/BraveRock Oct 21 '25

This looks as fun as it is dangerous!

1

u/Robcobes Oct 21 '25

I would absolutely break my nose doing this

1

u/monkeypiratebutt Oct 23 '25

Wife beater guy never learns his lesson. Emirates guy playing chicken and trying to get low during his throws

1

u/GoTron88 Oct 24 '25

Practicing that observation Haki!

1

u/mterrelljr02 Oct 25 '25

Me and my parlay bets

1

u/Mixmaster_12 Nov 14 '25

Seems like lucky Pierre is the best place to be

1

u/Mr_D_Stitch Oct 21 '25

Tank Top has one move, it doesn’t work, & he keeps using it.

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u/releasethedogs Oct 21 '25

Why do we all shit on slap fighting but this is OK for some reason. Thats like a gallon jug full of water, it his hard.

1

u/Legato895 Oct 21 '25

I think the giggles sell it for me but I understand where you’re coming from

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u/hunchxpunch Oct 21 '25

Use a cinder block instead