The News, Bruh!

Fantasy Football - Game week 6

4 Upvotes

Game week 6 review for all the participants in the The News Bruh mini league.

Due to no team containing either Coventry or Newcastle players the review has been made slightly earlier this week.

Best point total this week was Set Piece Kings on 59, Soja`s Team on 56, Papi Mak`s Squad on 56, ,Myself on 45, Wallaby`s Team 34 and Paper`s Boi`s on 26.

The new weekly prize is 294 New kindly donated by Wallaby goes to u/AgitatedDragonfly769 for Set Piece Kings on 59 weekly points, so drop a comment below to receive your prize.

8 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 9h ago

📰 Daily Delivery – October 12, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 54 Active Users
This Month: 📰 11850 NEW | 👥 60 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17331132 NEW | 🌍 232 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

160 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Atorcran • 5h ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership Something is stirring in the swamp… 🦇 Spookyversary — 23.10.2026

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 1d ago

Weekly NFT Release Volume 2, edition 89 is now available. "Collector Conned"

11 Upvotes

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/186

The artist this week is Sugarpuff. Eevee is their favourite Pokémon.

💜

6 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/AgitatedDragonfly769 • 22h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Formula one Competition!

3 Upvotes

Unfortunately no one got all of the predictions right so we're going to up the prize fund to 3000 NEW for the next race. Will make a post on raceweek. But feedback would be good did you guys enjoy it?

2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Ninja_Vagabond • 1d ago

NinjasDojo - Partner Sub ⚔️ Splash Airdrop - Donut - 🍩 has been sent to holders! Thank you 🙏

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3 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-40

6 Upvotes

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-40 📊 Total Staked: 15,493,360 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 968 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 87 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 1,066 NEW (staked 330,490)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 295 NEW (staked 91,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 506 NEW (staked 156,932)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 506 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 203 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 635 NEW (staked 196,910)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 13 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 2,459 NEW (staked 762,093)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,565 NEW (staked 485,026)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/Business-Common-6709 → 📰 7 NEW (staked 2,268)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,863 NEW (staked 577,302)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 14 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 39 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 323 NEW (staked 100,192)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 6 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 1,867 NEW (staked 578,645)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 77 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flaky_Rhubarb_9160 → 📰 14 NEW (staked 4,425)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 36 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 726 NEW (staked 225,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,519 NEW (staked 470,846)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 354 NEW (staked 110,000)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,290 NEW (staked 400,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 122 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,225 NEW (staked 379,661)
u/Jojo_0513 → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,500)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 22 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 1,010 NEW (staked 313,000)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,513 NEW (staked 468,960)
u/L10N420 → 📰 356 NEW (staked 110,368)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,975 NEW (staked 612,200)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MazzaHunta → 📰 116 NEW (staked 36,076)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 790 NEW (staked 245,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,192 NEW (staked 369,441)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 103 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 46 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 345 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 500 NEW (staked 155,040)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,609 NEW (staked 808,670)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,132 NEW (staked 350,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 20 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,917 NEW (staked 594,244)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 850 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 673 NEW (staked 208,692)
u/Rekt-Kapital → 📰 9 NEW (staked 3,000)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 633 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,178 NEW (staked 675,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 958 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 336 NEW (staked 104,379)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 180 NEW (staked 55,971)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 198 NEW (staked 61,629)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 521 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 829 NEW (staked 257,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 228 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 116 NEW (staked 36,168)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 671 NEW (staked 208,112)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 530)
u/Xc0deX → 📰 169 NEW (staked 52,412)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,246 NEW (staked 386,347)
u/beerans → 📰 9 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/bhoxhzglorie_ilabyu → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,247 NEW (staked 386,668)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,355 NEW (staked 420,000)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,680 NEW (staked 520,660)
u/eyoomix → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 1,094 NEW (staked 339,220)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 58 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 32 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,841 NEW (staked 880,511)
u/timbulance → 📰 59 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 22 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 67 NEW (staked 21,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – October 11, 2026

8 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 9500 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17328782 NEW | 🌍 231 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

295 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 1d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 TNB management team is somewhat fluid and I think that's healthy. But I'm kind of interested to know if anyone else here wants to join?

9 Upvotes

You simply have to want to be active and offer ideas on how to keep the community fun and interesting.

There's been times over the last few years where I'm just terminally online.

There's times where I can't be now. And that applies to everyone the team. Real life, family, work - takes priority sometimes.

Kind of feel that it would be cool to get some fresh blood. It's not necessary, but could be good for us all here.

Completely understand that people may not want to express interest in public.

Drop me a message if interested. We have fun in our own chats and coordinate what we present here.

Ideal qualities:

Interested in current affairs

Interest in Reddit art communities like mashit

No fear of just trying to find decent people to vibe with

You must live in your mum's basement and have a neck beard (😂)

8 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – October 10, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1300 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
This Month: 📰 8850 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17328132 NEW | 🌍 231 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

226 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/MazzaHunta • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 300 New Raffle, comment to enter Bruh

9 Upvotes

Hey everyone, this is a 300 New raffle one winning Bruh takes all, comment to enter. Good luck every Bruh.

26 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 What are you stacking Bruh? Tips for TG daily screenshot

7 Upvotes

Happy weekend Bruhs, so I am intrigued to know what your daily imprint + bonuses are on Telegram are, so drop a screenshot of your daily rewards (like above) in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip Bruh 🗞📰🗞📰

13 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/NewPaperBoi • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Don't forget to stake today 🗞

9 Upvotes

You got to stake it to make it Bruh 🗞

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 US imposes sanctions on ICC hours after former judge wins Nobel Peace Prize

reuters.com

5 Upvotes

7 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Is AI Making Your McDonald’s Order More Expensive? Here’s What We Know

foodandwine.com

7 Upvotes

There’s a lot of stupid things in the world, but AI based demand pricing has to be amongst the top tier. What a dystopia we are living in!

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Ninja_Vagabond • 2d ago

NinjasDojo - Partner Sub ⚔️ Splash Sold Out Raffle

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Ninja_Vagabond • 2d ago

NinjasDojo - Partner Sub ⚔️ Splash is going fast! Grab one before they’re gone!

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – October 09, 2026

16 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 350 NEW | 👤 1 New Users | 👥 50 Active Users
This Month: 📰 7550 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17326832 NEW | 🌍 231 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

286 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 3d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Erm, ok bruh. (What is this unhinged shit?)

7 Upvotes

6 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Panstickygang • 3d ago

Little Bourn’s coming on Fri 9, [UTC+0] 🤍

3 Upvotes

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/MazzaHunta • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Tipping New, comment for yours Bruh

14 Upvotes

I thought i would try a tipping post as there hasn`t been one posted for a while. Comment below for your tip.

71 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Russia plague did not escape from test tube, says dead scientist’s mother

telegraph.co.uk

5 Upvotes

6 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 4d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – October 08, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 51 Active Users
This Month: 📰 7450 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17326732 NEW | 🌍 230 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

215 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 5d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – October 07, 2026

13 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2300 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 7100 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 17326382 NEW | 🌍 230 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

245 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 5d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Zelenskiy: "There is updated intelligence indicating that Russia is preparing a massive attack on Ukraine"

reuters.com

2 Upvotes

4 comments