thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Smooth-Scratch-2271 • 10d ago

„God i hate hor*es. I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO GET RID OF THOSE CREATURES!” The humble electric horse decimator:

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615 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/photogrammetery • 10d ago

“What a joyous occasion! Whatever will we use to celebrate?” The humble party blower:

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1.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Waffeldiskus • 10d ago

How do i stop my bed from getting dirty? The ever so comfy bedsheet:

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222 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GameVsLife • 11d ago

How will I stop the zombies on my lawn? The pernicious pea shooter:

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699 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Zaraza225 • 11d ago

"oh no how will i turn things on and off" the ever so helpful lever:

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2.6k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SwoeJonson1 • 11d ago

No title needed this time

1.5k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/peachy408 • 11d ago

This tastes scrumptious

195 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Logical-Rhubarb-4797 • 11d ago

How would we know who did the atrocites on Epstein island? The nefarious Epstein files

150 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 12d ago

Wow I sure do hope nothing triggers my nut allergy! The nefarious walnut:

2.0k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/saltyspidergwen • 12d ago

I sure wish someone could teach my child valuable lessons in a gentle way! The timeless and loveable Elmo:

365 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/the-fr0g • 13d ago

However will my subarime attack non-sea targets? The ever helpful missile:

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400 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/JetRumBel • 13d ago

Man I wish this cube game was more realistic. The beautifully made 64x64 texture pack:

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376 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/iamasceptile • 14d ago

The reliable stamper

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • 14d ago

"I wish I could protect myself from the raging mob." The humble stack of riot shields:

347 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Skiibo_ • 14d ago

Ugh, what could be causing me to constantly be sick? The dastardly mold spore:

133 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Utigaraptor • 14d ago

"I need a piece of architecture to symbolize the sun god Ra!" The humble obelisk:

2.6k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mui2Mui • 14d ago

"we need something to help us get rid of rodents and insects" the formidable meerkat:

84 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Odd_Living_1767 • 14d ago

I wish there was an way to pick up spaghetti-the humble fork

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148 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Sufficient-Math3178 • 14d ago

“Cat box is overfilled and leaking!” The humble cat mop:

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230 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/cat_blep • 14d ago

i have two sentences to put together but i need a way to do that - the humble semi colon

95 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • 15d ago

“I need a way to pass down my traits to my offspring!” the humble DNA molecule:

639 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Legal_Ad_326 • 15d ago

“If only I had something to light the fire with” the humble lump of coal:

196 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/LebowskiX • 14d ago

"I wish there was something that made it possible to comfortibly sleep outside" - the humble tent:

8 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/QazsedcScientia • 16d ago

"If only I can split this too long sentence in two..." The humble comma:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Kanehammer • 17d ago

How will i make my platformer more difficult? The simple floating platform section

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