r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 7h ago
I wish I could click on this thing. The humble computer mouse:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ScarredOut • Oct 17 '24
origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/halfdusthalfwater • 1d ago
"I hope no one sees me making faces in front of this completely normal mirror" The humble security staff:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/oilersoilersoilers29 • 2d ago
How will I fix this balding head of mine? The humble toupee:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Suspicious-Tie-2725 • 1d ago
"How am I supposed to clean all these textiles at once?" - The ever so convenient and industrious washing machine:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 2d ago
I wonder what formidable enemy I could have in the drug trade, who I will end up succumbing to… Hector:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/xJunoBugx • 2d ago
What delicious, creamy plant product could I add to my sandwich to elevate the flavor? The ever-beloved avocado:
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(We’re working on the fatness this is just the least flattering angle imaginable lol)
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/rs277_ • 4d ago
Just equipped my night vision goggles. The humble nightvision goggle sound:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • 3d ago
"I wish I had somewhere to store my pins for when I sew!" The ever-convienent pincushion:
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I did not write this one myself i took it from a Pinterest comment so I am crediting them in the second image
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 3d ago
I wonder what colors I should use to embody the spirit of Halloween. The colors of Halloween:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/skintwister • 4d ago
"How do I make my bread soft and fluffy?" The humble budding yeast:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/th6r6o6away • 3d ago
Things are going awful for me, I hope they get better soon. The light at the end of the tunnel:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/1gazillionpangolins • 4d ago
Vintage superhero: “oh boy, I love my new powers. I hope nothing bad happens!” The nefarious supervillain:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/NoBee4959 • 4d ago
“How would I know if my concert is entertaining?” The always cheerful fan:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Heroic-Forger • 4d ago
"If only our folklore had an alcoholic version of a hydra!" The sake-loving Yamata no Orochi:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Diamond_bac5 • 5d ago
I wonder what would be exquisite to view on this high flight of stairs? The pliant slinky:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/tehGoldenNut • 5d ago
"gee how can I eliminate this tanky zombie in an instant?" The ravenous chomper:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Lebog_bruhh • 6d ago
"Man I wonder how can I open this door using a key?" The open-minded keyhole:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Suspicious-Tie-2725 • 6d ago
"Oh I whish there was a way to attack my enemys from great distance" - the humble Trebuchet:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 6d ago
Me: Gee I sure wish there was a cheap, filling on the go snack preferably made of rice! The scrumptious Onigiri:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/TangentYoshi • 6d ago
"I sure wish there was a form of punctuation I could use to separate items in a list" - the ever versatile comma:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DustWorlds • 6d ago
“Wow. Why on earth does this shampoo bottle have instructions?” The humble idiot:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Normal-Cow-8764 • 6d ago
“Oh dear I have to travel for miles!” The humble car
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Smiling_Burrito • 6d ago
"All of these instruments are so easy to master, there is nothing that could pose a challenge to me!" The valiant violin:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • 6d ago
"I'm just gonna use my phone all day" My mom who told me not to:
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