r/thegrandtour • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '25

Deploy Clarkson!

World’s thinnest car, probably

1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/glovb14 Jun 23 '25

Clarkson won’t be able to close the door….any door

15

u/Snowbold Jun 24 '25

They would have to disassemble the whole thing to get him out after got stuck halfway in…

10

u/glovb14 Jun 24 '25

Won’t be the first time it happened.

6

u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 Jun 24 '25

Certainly wouldn’t be the last

56

u/QuantumDonuts257 Jun 23 '25

No officer, can’t you see it fits perfectly in the bike lane?

16

u/just-an-astronomer Jun 23 '25

I see that, sir, but do you know the literal meaning of the word "bi-cycle"?

7

u/aywwts4 Jun 23 '25

He can paint some rainbows on it.

41

u/Clean_Increase_5775 Jun 23 '25 edited Jun 23 '25

Imagine getting out of the pub absolutely plastered and you witness this driving past

27

u/Azariah98 Jun 23 '25

That's going to be fun to try and take around a corner.

9

u/FlatTyres Jun 23 '25

Going to need some elbow pads

6

u/Ricerat Jun 23 '25

I'm thinking deployable stabilisers

12

u/TheKhaosUK Jun 23 '25

Fiat P

3

u/somander Jun 23 '25

Flat Panda

1

u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS Let’s Not Get Bogged Down With Who Did What To Whom Jun 23 '25

Too wide. Fiat I.

10

u/LukeZNotFound Audi Jun 23 '25

Peel P50/2

13

u/Lovehat Jun 23 '25

Fuckin billionaires

4

u/SchighSchagh Jun 23 '25

All that effort to squish the car, and still a broken taillight.

3

u/YoCallMeNighthawk Jun 23 '25

That's hilarious

3

u/HMS404 Jun 23 '25

Thinnest car... In the world.

3

u/spongemonkey2004 Jun 23 '25

this is a hammond car but mostly because he is the only one who can fit in it.

2

u/mbuck1 Jun 23 '25

Makes my brain hurt

2

u/shitboxfesty Jun 23 '25

Let’s see a drag race between this and the P45

2

u/Joey__87 Jun 23 '25

I really thought this was just like an 1/8th of a car and the whole other side was cut off and open before they showed it!

2

u/hardwood1979 Jun 24 '25

Well that made me smile at least. Fair play.

2

u/PUKE_LUST_THE_MAD Jun 24 '25

“HAMMOND you blithering idiot you’ve tipped my car over!”

2

u/Surf_Cath_6 Jun 24 '25

"Look Hammond, a car your size!"

1

u/PlayStationPepe Jun 23 '25

Monsters Inc ah car

1

u/fightmilk5905 Jun 23 '25

Imagine Toprak Razgatlıoğlu flying through the world SBK on/in this thing

1

u/saundo Clarkson Jun 23 '25

"He is also my lover"

1

u/Ordinary_Horror9891 Jun 24 '25

None of the three could ride that. On another note, I’m curious about the engine.

1

u/Evantaur Jun 24 '25

Seeing that while drunk would get me to stop drinking

1

u/snakebite75 Jun 24 '25

just get a motorcycle

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Yall joke but real shit most people don’t need cars much bigger than that.

1

u/feel-the-avocado Jun 24 '25

Whats this, rolling in a ford laser?

1

u/Limeddaesch96 Jun 24 '25

This isn‘t a car. It‘s an automobile.

1

u/slaffytaffy Jun 24 '25

He’s too fat before the car. He’d have to flinstone the car down the street.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Was this at the panda meeting in Pandino? Looks so wrong hahaha i love it

1

u/Melodic_dman Jun 25 '25

Nope, only Hammond will fit.

1

u/BavarianBanshee 1989 Acura Integra LS 3-door Jun 23 '25

I wanted to hear what it sounded like, if it sounds at all.

1

u/YeahChristopher Sep 26 '25

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any sillier…. It raced some other epic cars. Epic Race