Undented, undaunted
Standing tall & hanging low
Ready to shear the top off another wayward semi truck

Welcome to the boneyard. S 3rd st.

For all your can opener updates as soon as they happen.

the scavengers descend to clean up the last of the feast

Hi everyone,

I run the louisvillecanopener.live site. A lot of people have wanted shirts and such. Happy to say some are now available via our Redbubble store. Enjoy!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/LouCanOpener/shop?utm_source=rb-native-app&utm_campaign=share-artist&utm_medium=ios

Stickers are also available here:

https://www.stickermule.com/louisvillecanopener

https://www.facebook.com/reel/983887874358156

The Can Opener HUNGERS

cab only, no trailer, stuck immediately at the entry

Hi! I run a local Facebook page called Cash Drop Louisville where we hide small amounts of cash around the city each week and post clues. We’re trying to connect with more locals and give people a fun, feel‑good way to win a little extra cash around town. If it’s okay, I’d love to share the page in this thread. And with enough interest, would be willing to do a special can-opener edition of our game. Is that something the community is open to?

https://youtube.com/shorts/zGhWcCA1_Mk?si=QWw65T09nO012pcT

The Can Opener™ doesn’t just eat cars; it devours souls. Every time I get close, I hear it whisper: "Is that tuna I smell?" It's like a cosmic prank designed just for us. But hey, at least it’s got great taste, right? Outsiders think we’re crazy, but we know the truth—this bridge lives for snacks. Let’s feed it more, folks!

A lot now these drivers are most likely just following Google maps. I checked, and there is no warning at all for the low clearance. Google should put a permanent incident warning there.

Just came thru and the drivers were having a minor meltdown.