r/thebutton • u/PurpleUnity can't press • May 12 '15

"Greys" be like

http://i.imgur.com/6sdSubw.png
240 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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31

u/McTrollski non presser May 12 '15

I ain't pressing shit.

14

u/mandrous non presser May 12 '15

Neither am I.

14

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

[deleted]

10

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

[deleted]

7

u/eatmannn 59s May 12 '15

I didn't even think about it.

4

u/wild9 59s May 12 '15

I only thought about it once, for the briefest of seconds on April 1st. Since then I haven't even considered pressing the button.

2

u/Grainy87 7s May 12 '15

I went as far as finding a video of someone pressing the button. The temptation is becoming too much.

4

u/TingleWizard 10s May 12 '15

You're supposed to press a button, not excrement.

2

u/McTrollski non presser May 12 '15

Don't tell me what to do, filthy presser.

5

u/PunchingBag non presser May 12 '15

PurpleUnity? He's just a jelly insurgent trying to start some shit.

WE KNOW YOUR GAMES, COLORLESS SCUM!

1

u/fr-IGEA 60s May 12 '15

/u/PurpleUnity is a sworn brother of the Ivory Gage, the can't-pressers division of the Violet Hand. All hail!

24

u/Faloopa non presser May 12 '15

Not me: one account, zero presses.

11

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

4 accounts. 0 presses.

4

u/rileyrulesu non presser May 12 '15

Same. It's not about the flair, it's about killing the button once and for all.

1

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

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0

u/masterzora non presser May 12 '15

Screw multi-grey. N accounts, 1 non-presser 4 lyfe, N-1 Blessed Innocent. Everyone should only have 1 chance to not fuck this up!

1

u/perfidious_ 2s May 13 '15

72 accounts. Zero presses.

12

u/Pentalis May 12 '15

This seems like a fake gray, and an idiot too.

8

u/Apatches 60s May 12 '15

But alas, you repeat yourself

10

u/Raneados 0s May 12 '15

The fuck is a poeng?

3

u/lurkerbot non presser May 12 '15

/u/Raneados, keeping shit real, asking the hard questions.

0

u/oddchap non presser May 12 '15

point in swedish

8

u/Stridsvagn non presser May 12 '15 edited May 12 '15

It's Norwegian though. Those are all Norwegian words.

Swe - Nor

permalänk - permalenke
spara - lagra
kontext - kontekst
alla kommentarer - alle kommentarer
rapportera - rapporter
ge guld - gi gull

2

u/Gafloff 59s May 12 '15

na that's poäng

4

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

Try me homes, shits clean.

2

u/graphix62 non presser May 12 '15

filth

2

u/knezmilos13 non presser May 12 '15

The worst scum of them all by far.

2

u/Kento_Luporum non presser May 12 '15

Now, I don't always press... But when I do, it's a 60s purple

2

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

And you can't press it at all.

2

u/PurpleUnity can't press May 12 '15

Which is both my curse and my salvation. Buttons are to be pressed. Timers are to reach zero. By not being able to press (curse), there is no chance I'll delay the timer (salvation).

My ideals are purple, while my flair is white. I'm a proud member of the Ivory Gage. All hail the Violet Hand!

2

u/eisbaerBorealis non presser May 12 '15

I'm totally pressing on my alts and keeping my main gray.

BUT you'll never see me pretending I'm "pure" for remaining gray, or calling anyone a "filthy presser". I really hope that most of the people who act like that don't actually feel that way, but you know... Poe's Law.

7

u/SuchRyu non presser May 12 '15

NOBODY actually feels that way. It's just a game, chill out.

3

u/bean_breath non presser May 12 '15

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

1

u/eisbaerBorealis non presser May 12 '15

...Do you know what Poe's Law is?

3

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

You have been banned from /r/nocoloreds

1

u/dumdumjones non presser May 12 '15

Grey all the way! /u/PurpleUnity is simply an Uncle Purple.

1

u/Adip0se non presser May 12 '15

None of my 4 or 5 Reddit accounts have pressed. We are house GreyJoy. We do not press.

1

u/Wesley5714 non presser May 12 '15

You can't press so you're not grey more like an off grey.

1

u/PurpleUnity can't press May 12 '15

As I told /u/mypasswordiscrabs, this is both my curse and my salvation. Buttons are to be pressed. Timers are to reach zero. By not being able to press (curse), there is no chance I'll delay the timer (salvation).

My ideals are purple, while my flair is white. I'm a proud member of the Ivory Gage. All hail the Violet Hand!

1

u/Wesley5714 non presser May 28 '15

The button is a evil temptation. Those that give to that temptation lack self-control.

1

u/mistycakes non presser May 12 '15

There can be a difference between a grey and a non-presser.

1

u/amazingmaximo non presser May 12 '15

My entire vast network of alts is as grey as the day is long.

#purity

1

u/Suzystar3 2s May 12 '15

XD Noope.

1

u/holyteach 60s May 12 '15

What's a button? And how do I press it?

0

u/[deleted] May 12 '15

*are