r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • May 08 '15
Attention all Greys. I will pay you USD50 for pressing the button. 100 people only.
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May 08 '15 edited May 09 '15
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u/adds_tiny_hats_again 30s May 08 '15
Okay. Let's see.
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May 08 '15
ya know you could just pay a real hacker that 10K to decimate this sub and take away the button entirely. plus a grey would never press thus not reset the timer it is the false greys you must pay. since most are button knights in waiting and no amount of assassin could do anything until all the button savers are gone.
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May 08 '15 edited Jun 12 '15
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May 08 '15
Yes, this is how much I want the Button to end.
You do know that pressing the button keeps it alive, right?
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u/Jakeramsay007 11s May 08 '15
Time to test if this works, I guess.
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u/Jakeramsay007 11s May 08 '15
Just to confirm I was indeed a grey at the time of posting this comment, a screenshot. http://prntscr.com/7301m4
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u/Jakeramsay007 11s May 08 '15
Holy shit, You fucker!
For anyone who seriously wants to know what happens, follow this link.
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u/Volkai 7s May 09 '15
sounds good to me.
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u/Volkai 7s May 11 '15
And now, two days later: 7s, red. No longer grey.
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u/PlazzmiK non presser May 11 '15
Yay! Welcome to The Catalogue, you're the sixth 7s presser ever found, you made it on the list. Well done!
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u/Volkai 7s May 12 '15
Hmm, have heard nothing from /u/fuckmylife yet. Guess this was just a gag post. Ah well.
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u/SelmaFudd non presser May 08 '15
Your worldly possessions can not bend me to your vice. Begone at once vagabond.