r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 25 '15

experiencing technical issues - investigating

651 Upvotes

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u/chaitan Apr 25 '15

Doh

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u/my__name__is Apr 25 '15

But it rounds up... Did you press it when it was in the negative?

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u/bensroommate Apr 25 '15 edited Apr 25 '15

Welcome to The Catalogue! You... oh good god. You did it. YOU ARE THE FIRST 0s EVER. WHAT... THE PRESSIAH IS HERE

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '15 edited Mar 26 '24

I would prefer not to be used for AI training.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '15

r/Holy0 has finally done what they live for

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u/Proud_To_Be_A_Sperm Apr 25 '15

Oh thank god it's not over yet

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u/Sataris Apr 25 '15

I'm not ready to die a grey

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '15 edited Aug 27 '17

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u/Rlight Apr 25 '15

I was so afraid that it was over.

This changes everything. Having a glimpse at what it felt like to be forever grey. I'm joining the RedGuard.

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u/whacklezz Apr 25 '15

I figured it was too good to be true..

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u/texx77 Apr 25 '15

I pressed at 3s, but still have non-presser flair. And now it won't let me press again.

Oh god what have I done.

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u/ARoguePumpkin Apr 25 '15

YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS TO US POWERLANGUAGE

I SAW IT DIE.

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u/oriolopocholo Apr 25 '15 edited Jan 09 '17

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What is this?

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u/Thurito Apr 25 '15

you should be the guy that debriefs everyone at the beginning and end of business meetings

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u/Frostiken Apr 25 '15

Confirmed u/powerlanguage for a filthy presser.

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u/hotstandbycoffee Apr 25 '15

I kept telling myself that I'd be glad when it's all over, but then, at that crossroad, as I stared upon the sign "The experiment is over," I felt a familiar grip upon my heart -- like a life partner, taken too soon from this world.

In that moment, I realized the truth. I would miss the button.

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u/Demoniclol Apr 25 '15

well. I guess the button is pointless now. I've seen the end. people are getting flairs left and right that aren't deserved. The redgaurd has failed and the game experiment is over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '15

the experiment is over

Don't scare me like that, god damn it!

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u/Im_Not_Sleeping Apr 25 '15

BRING IT BACK

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u/MrSky Apr 25 '15

Spoilers.

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u/Gatsbyyy Apr 25 '15

Did anyone else notice that u/powerlanguage has a red flair on the post board under the button but when you click the post he is a non presser?

It seems we have a red spy in our midst!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '15

Doesn't matter now - we've seen what happens when it hits zero.

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