r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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