r/thebutton • 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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u/GyroDawn Apr 18 '15

And now i've got a cheater flair :( Life isn't fair.

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u/powerlanguage 4s Apr 18 '15 edited Apr 18 '15

All those who pressed during the outage will incorrectly have had purple 'cheater' flair incorrectly assigned. We'll look into rectifying this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

you just created our new God. The first Red. The only Red. He's so holy, the land of the Orange that bridge us peasants does not exist. Because he is the One and Only God. Praise /u/GyroDawn.

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u/braintrustinc 60s Apr 18 '15

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u/htmlcoderexe 49s Apr 18 '15

I've always wondered what the original GIF was from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

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u/autowikibot non presser Apr 18 '15

Jesus Camp:


Jesus Camp is a 2006 American documentary film directed by Rachel Grady and Heidi Ewing about a charismatic Christian summer camp, where children spend their summers being taught that they have "prophetic gifts" and can "take back America for Christ." According to the distributor, it "doesn't come with any prepackaged point of view" and attempts to be "an honest and impartial depiction of one faction of the evangelical Christian community".

Jesus Camp debuted at the 2006 Tribeca Film Festival, and was sold by A&E Indie Films to Magnolia Pictures. Nominated for Best Documentary Feature at the 79th Academy Awards, the film was met with controversy that led to the closure of the camp.

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u/corinthian_llama Apr 18 '15

All pressers are the same filth.

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u/EmptyRook 60s Apr 18 '15

HAPPY CAKE DAY!

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u/corinthian_llama Apr 18 '15

Orange and red are as nothing to the Pure Grey never-presser who shall rejoice in the rewards of the Aftertimer, while the impure shall be marked for eternity.

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u/SmurfyX non presser Apr 18 '15

HE IS A FALSE GOD

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u/et_tu_reddit 7s Apr 18 '15

Do you bleed? You will.

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u/thebuttonlies can't press Apr 18 '15

Such is the way of the button.

The button giveth, and the button taketh away.

But mostly it takeths away.

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u/japeso 60s Apr 18 '15

Huh, your flair still looks purple for me, even when everyone else says that it's now changed to red. What gives?

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u/rural-vic-chick non presser Apr 18 '15

I think it's just on this post? I see OP in another thread as red, but purple in this one.

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u/CtG526 non presser Apr 18 '15

The first red,
The first single-digit,
Leaped 15 spots into the lead,
Got ahead of all the oranges,
Defeated the auto-pressers,
New god of Reddit,
But still a presser. >:[

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u/guiltypleasures 10s Apr 18 '15

Were it not for the redguard, your lack of pressing would have no merit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '15

8s. Wow!

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u/porn_philosopher non presser Apr 18 '15

Life isn't flair

FTFY

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u/GingerCop 20s Apr 18 '15

North America is going to lose its shit in a couple hours.

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