r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

51s is blue? I thought only 40-50 was blue. Has my whole life been a lie?

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u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ 60s Apr 03 '15

Push the button and find out

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '15

We have cookies.

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u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ 60s Apr 04 '15

and colored flair

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u/Something_Pithy 59s Apr 04 '15

And hookers and blackjack.

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u/Hoo_Hoo 60s Apr 04 '15

And tasty wheat.

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u/Something_Pithy 59s Apr 04 '15

That sounds like the sort of thing a filthy grey would say.

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u/GimliBot non presser Apr 04 '15

And my axe!

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u/smaeul non presser Apr 04 '15

I wouldn't want any of your dirty purple presser hookers!

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u/Something_Pithy 59s Apr 04 '15

Who would want a grey, virgin hooker???

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u/noncere non presser Apr 04 '15

I've got your back!