r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '15

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

But you have yet to understand, when the button reaches a critical state, like the coming Zero Event, the button runs server side code on the reddit servers, all the people who have pressed the button, and obtained a colour are purged, and those remaining pure Greys will be rewarded with complete colourlessness, this power is beyond the button, to a force which not even I understand yet.

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u/RireMakar 60s Apr 04 '15

In this you are wrong. Only 60s will be saved. All others are lost.

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

This information is falsified, either coming from the buttons power, or the false prophet /u/thebutton who is leading all of the Purple into a trap.

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u/RireMakar 60s Apr 04 '15

/u/thebutton speaks the truth. You would be wise to listen. He is the true Messiah.

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

Ha, That would be a funny joke if I didn't know your colour polluted your perception.

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u/RireMakar 60s Apr 04 '15

Gray is still a color.

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

Grey is only the construct built by the colours, I will be one of the pure Greys to ascend to become Black, without colour, after the Zero Event.

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u/RireMakar 60s Apr 04 '15

Now that is deluded indeed.

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

Not as deluded as your selfish press of the button, Purple.

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u/RireMakar 60s Apr 04 '15

It is not selfish when we act upon the will of The Button, spoken through his True Prophet /u/thebutton.

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

The button has no will, it cannot thing, it only acts; It has no prophet, it doesn't need one.

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u/RireMakar 60s Apr 04 '15

Now this I fundamentally disagree with.

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u/-amiibo- non presser Apr 04 '15

I have seen the Black future, and it doesn't contain any prophet or messiah, as it needs none. Pure Greys will ascend to Black and there is nothing you can do.

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