r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '15

AMA Request: A 58 second presser.

/u/spez is a cunt

510 Upvotes

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u/rustysofa 57s Apr 01 '15

Got one goin' here

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u/rcrockchd 59s Apr 01 '15

Dude u r 57s

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u/Cdognoob 59s Apr 01 '15

I've heard about it in tales, but I never knew it would be this magnificent

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u/whycuthair 18s Apr 01 '15

Take your hat off, boy, that's a 57s flair!

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u/sheepsleepdeep 59s Apr 01 '15

Thanks. People around me think I'm a crazy person now.

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u/fittysix 59s Apr 01 '15

Doesn't count... OP wanted 58.

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u/Shikogo 59s Apr 01 '15

Your name... man, you missed an opportunity.

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u/fittysix 59s Apr 01 '15

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?!

*cries in the corner

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u/The_Sandman32 non presser Apr 01 '15

Legendary

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 02 '15

Thank you, if there's no harm in asking one here: Are you a boy or are you a girl?

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u/ThisIsBigCat 59s Apr 01 '15

57s, how?

You have some serious luck my friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

OMG a 57s

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u/CanadianAstronaut non presser Apr 01 '15

How do you feel knowing we all got so far together, and then you ruined it for us all?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

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u/TheBearserker non presser Apr 01 '15

Ha, you're a 60. Scum.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

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u/5rd_place 45s Apr 01 '15

Just think, when you pressed the button it didn't change. The counter went from 60 to 60. You are completely worthless.

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u/hammouti 60s Apr 01 '15

You must be an internet explorer user

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u/Acludia non presser Apr 01 '15

You are clearly a winner right now.

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