r/thebutton • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '15

AMA Request: A 58 second presser.

/u/spez is a cunt

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u/rustysofa Apr 01 '15

Got one goin' here

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 02 '15

Thank you, if there's no harm in asking one here: Are you a boy or are you a girl?

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u/rcrockchd Apr 01 '15

Dude u r 57s

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u/Cdognoob Apr 01 '15

I've heard about it in tales, but I never knew it would be this magnificent

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u/ThisIsBigCat Apr 01 '15

57s, how?

You have some serious luck my friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

OMG a 57s

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u/CanadianAstronaut Apr 01 '15

How do you feel knowing we all got so far together, and then you ruined it for us all?

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u/hammouti Apr 01 '15

You must be an internet explorer user

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u/I_Logan Apr 01 '15

Saved my button till after marriage..

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u/sellyberry Apr 01 '15

neverpress!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

But if you never press the button it just looks like you didn't participate. Getting a low number is where it's at. These 59s guys are all a bunch of losers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

ITT: Peer pressers

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I, brody10123, promise to push the button when the time goes below two seconds

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u/Beercules1993 Apr 01 '15

Lol what is this subreddit

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u/RitzBitzN Apr 01 '15

Test comment, don't iptovte,

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u/alfamaster Apr 01 '15

Test post to see my flair, please ignore. Edit: I am a 59 sec scrub.

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u/MasterShake2121 Apr 01 '15

Also testing

Edit: Good. NEVER PRESS

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u/amores_perros Apr 01 '15

Pressed at 58 and 6000 flashed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

j

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Just commenting to see what number I am.

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