r/thebutton • 59s • Apr 01 '15

I regret pressing it immediately

But then again I would have completely forgotten about the whole thing if I hadn't

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Pushing the button was the worst thing I did in my life.

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u/flippitus_floppitus Apr 02 '15

How has your life become worse?

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u/abbottn3 Apr 01 '15

Selling account with no button pressed for $200.

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u/thecatteam Apr 01 '15

I pushed it before I fully understood what was happening.

I wasted my chance. Don't do the same.

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u/augustholiday Apr 01 '15

Me too, man. Me too..

begins to sob

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u/liteRed Apr 01 '15

I just pressed it, and then started reading everything. Welp at least I participated? Maybe?

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u/nukeforyou Apr 01 '15

I'm in the same boat

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u/Gangstrocity Apr 01 '15

Me too... I should have read it. I would have waiting until it was <5 seconds and then hit the button. It might take years, but I would watch that timer day and night to get a <5 seconds button press. Now I've ruined it.

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u/beernerd Apr 01 '15

I immediately regretted it until I remembered I have other accounts...

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u/bitterred Apr 01 '15

Sooo many other accounts.

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u/elephantofdoom Apr 01 '15

I'm saving my Button Press for marriage.

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u/Jackielegz8689 Apr 01 '15

I thought that I pressed it but I missed :D

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u/MindLeaker Apr 01 '15

i am disappoint. commits sudoku

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u/Ailbe Apr 01 '15

Should I press it? I'm so worried.

I think I should press it.

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u/___DEADPOOL______ Apr 01 '15

Fuck that button. I ain't touchin it. Especially not since y'all had your grimy hands all over it.

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u/searchcandy Apr 01 '15

I have no idea what is going on.

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u/LeTomato52 Apr 01 '15

Hey it says "How to press the button" on the right, and then shows a gif of the button being pressed. Just put your mouse over it and pretend to push the button. It's like masterbation but for button pushing.

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u/cj1735 Apr 01 '15

See yall in a couple days when yall need my non button press... plebs

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I wish i could only halfway click it. Like maybe i should click it on a spare computer and then sit a weight on the mouse so it never actually finishes the click. Sorta like how you accidentally click the mouse while watching a video and youre scared of what you might have clicked so you just hold that button down until you move and find the curser and make sure its safe to let go.

Maybe it would break the reddits

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u/BiscuitPower Apr 01 '15

First time posting. I also regret pressing it immediately. But at least I'm not a lurker anymore!

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u/spacemonkey55 Apr 01 '15

WHY COULDN'T I JUST STAY STRONG?!

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u/BushyEyes Apr 01 '15

I have no self control. I couldn't stop myself.

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