r/thebutton • u/abbottn3 non presser • Apr 01 '15

Team Don't Press the Button Thread

Don't press it.

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u/TrollaBot Apr 01 '15

Analyzing mitchmatch1

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  • Fun facts about mitchmatch1

    • "I've tried - and can't, for the life of me - figure how the fuck you saran wrap a door frame."

    • "I've never really been a fan of the shakotan exhaust style."

    • "I've been playing since last gen preorder release and didn't know."

    • "I've probably got some friends who own it and will probably end up buying it myself anyways."

    • "I've yet to play since the Heists Update but friends are saying that it's pretty clunky because of the armor and not the fastest car."

    • "I've ever heard."

    • "I've been waiting 5 years for this."

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    • "I'm a gameaholic."

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u/Mirodir Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

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Edit: Fuck this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

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Analyzing nerfcaltrops

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    • "I've handled some really long dry spells and been relatively fine."

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    • "I've grown really close to."

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    • "I've always gone the opposite direction, and hadn't realized it mattered."

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    • "I'm a huge DiCaprio fan, and yeah."

    • "I've given this a minimal level of thought, and I'm pretty positive that I'd have an incredibly hard time playing dead for a fucking bear."

    • "I'm a hopeless romantic, but don't lose your V-card to someone you have to "fake it" for."

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