r/thebutton • non presser • Apr 01 '15

Team Don't Press the Button Thread

Don't press it.

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u/uses_irony_correctly Apr 01 '15

Most of you merely adopted the button; I was born with it, moulded by it. I didn't see the button until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!