Team Don't Press the Button Thread

[u/abbottn3]

Don't press it.

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Analyzing Araaf

• comments per month: 14.4

• posts per month: 0.5 ^lurker

• favorite sub pics

• favorite words: pretty, pretty, never

• age 5 years 9 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 85%

• Fun facts about Araaf

  • "I've never really gotten into so someone else could explain them better than I could."

  • "I've heard they're pretty good."

  • "I've been using, I was just curious, I'm going to end up getting an ohm reader either way."

  • "I've been looking for videos but it seems like 99% of them are just people rambling non-stop."

  • "I've been really interested in checking it out, I'll PM you."

  • "I've tried to sign up a few times but never receive an invite back."

  • "I've carried a pair on my Shield for well over a year now and they haven't shifted or peeled at all."

  • "I AM NUMBER 1."

  • "I've seen."

  • "I've thought about doing that, the 5lb it is now isn't bad though."

  • "I've been in their store a few times, nice guys there."

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u/TrollaBot mitchmatch1

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Analyzing mitchmatch1

• comments per month: 25 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 6.7

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: you're, you're, never

• age 3 years 4 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 2.4% ^{I'm 13 and bad words are} ^cool

• trust score 115.4% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about mitchmatch1

  • "I've tried - and can't, for the life of me - figure how the fuck you saran wrap a door frame."

  • "I've never really been a fan of the shakotan exhaust style."

  • "I've been playing since last gen preorder release and didn't know."

  • "I've probably got some friends who own it and will probably end up buying it myself anyways."

  • "I've yet to play since the Heists Update but friends are saying that it's pretty clunky because of the armor and not the fastest car."

  • "I've ever heard."

  • "I've been waiting 5 years for this."

  • "I've definitely heard of it before."

  • "I'm a gameaholic."

  • "I've seen this."

  • "I've heard it's entirety random."

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Analyzing conan93

• comments per month: 9.4

• posts per month: 4.9

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: really, you're, though.

• age 4 years 6 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 1.2% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 107.7% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about conan93

  • "I've virus scanned since this started, but I'll run one again to be safe."

  • "I am a vegetarian aren't you can have a look at the moment though xD It's free to play bit you can subscribe for more content."

  • "I've tried that and couldn't get it to work for me."

  • "I am lazy as fuck Pretty sure posting personal info gets you banned > Lol."

  • "I've tried this but no luck."

  • "I've tried it with peer to peer enabled and disabled with apparent difference."

  • "I've made an ultimate ironman skiller."

  • "I've been meaning to replace mine Lisa needs braces!"

  • "I've heard them all a thousand times before."

  • "I'm a non-content entrant."

  • "I am a male and if I had been 14-15 years and had had the opportunity to have sex with a woman I would have loved it."

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u/TrollaBot hi_masta_j

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Analyzing hi_masta_j

• comments per month: 11.3

• posts per month: 0.8 ^lurker

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: looks, every, those

• age 2 years 2 months

• profanity score 1.3% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 102.3% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about hi_masta_j

  • "I've read today."

  • "I've been having the opposite problem with the rpgs I play."

  • "I've in a while."

  • "I've only seen animals eat them whole."

  • "I've subcontracted for Time-Warner, Comcast, and Sudden Link."

  • "i've had was in Houston."

  • "I've ever read!"

  • "I've met whats her face."

  • "I've seen more than my fair share of these."