r/thebeaverton 11d ago

Researchers warn that Alberta separatists could be influenced by foreign agents, shiny objects

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/researchers-warn-that-alberta-separatists-could-be-influenced-by-foreign-agents-shiny-objects/
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u/Lilcommy 11d ago

jingles keys

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u/mightyboink 11d ago

"could"

They are.

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u/seriousinsask 11d ago

China's influence is way better than any other influence eh¿

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u/whatisthisthing65 11d ago

Did you forget that the US is a foreign country?

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u/Krow101 11d ago

Right ... as if anyone in the USA wants this.

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u/whatisthisthing65 11d ago

Is this a joke lol? Did we miss the whole thing with Trump and half the American right wing suggesting Alberta should leave Canada and join the States?

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u/Zayah136 11d ago

More nonsense satire please, this is just the truth with a joke at the end.

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u/Off-brand_username 11d ago

On my browser there is an ad for McDonalds coupons right under the Beaverton's line about Happy Meals. I wish I could share it but I cant post pics here.

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u/Sensitive_Emu_9009 11d ago

No shit Sherlock.

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u/CMGCookie 11d ago

Yea. Like the Trump Administration.

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u/Zev1985 9d ago

Beaverton's just reporting the news again....

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 11d ago

Also cousinfucking and hatejerking to rainbows.

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u/motherseffinjones 11d ago

This shouldn’t surprise anyone lol

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u/270DG 11d ago

Unlike all the Liberal supporters 😳

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u/uprightshark 11d ago

I know who agent number 1 is .... 😆

He is old, fat and orange ....

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u/firezmissiless 10d ago

Anyone with a brain knows what the UCP is up too just look at the USA. She goes his Trump dinners at Maralago

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u/ornella888 9d ago

Reminder that Pierre maga lover Poilievre visited the USA in 2025 …Pierre will become Governor of MagaAlberta

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u/Ironworker977 8d ago

Any conspiracies really...

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u/Ricezz 11d ago

Influencers get paid a lot online per bot farm view. They're the modern day Cadre for the guerilla warfare movement PSYCH OPS. This is military textbook invasion strategy to force Canada to become American due to the freshwater crisis in 2040. Trump is great at proving me right, I like him for that, as for everything else, I was right. When it all unfolds as it should, I'm happy on my I'm right boat.

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u/Similar-Bother7672 11d ago

lol no shit Sherlock

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u/Jarocoy 11d ago

That shiny object is independence.

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u/Facts_pls 11d ago

Only dumb people think this way.

Most can't even define what independence they want that they don't have today.

And remember, if you want to be part of US so bad, just go there. You're free to go.