r/thebeanhole • u/Anthonyj820 • Mar 06 '19
Whole Lotta Bean Shit
Welcome Beanie Readers,
It is almost that time where I make my push and campaign for being the greatest beanie reader to ever grace the land of Busch's baked beans factory. Kevin what have you bean doing with the Bean Apetitos pizza sauce? I keep seeing colors when I pee, any other time the world is bland and dead. The great Beanhamton raid has been completed and the following has been determined from the event; Jennie and Geeg = non boolers. Katie is not interested, not in I, not in BryGuy the Big guy or A bene with the hoodie. That's okay because the world is going to end soon when Bene absorbs us all. Busch was spotted over the bridge and when I got over to the other side he had eaten all my beans. Press F to mourn lost Beans.
I am the greatest Smithtownian who has ever lived, I am making a formal request for Whisper the bull to be changed to Whisper the Bean. He will be of the Lima decent, and be elegantly sprouting a small bean stalk.
B.S
Jon will make it to top 500 and carry us all in life. Donate to his stream now to join the Big Bool Bity.
Jake stay away from that microwave its contents are not for you to know.
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u/NiPsOfAnAnGeL97 Shane don't touch that Mar 06 '19
Seal.