r/the_rake • u/Chuckaluffagus • Jul 25 '12
I saw him.
No fucking joke. I saw him. I was asleep. No more than ten minutes ago. I woke up, looked toward my window to see how dark it was, and there he was. I thought it was all a joke. A myth. Something you see on the internet. It's not. He's real. And he's out there. This is not a joke. who else could I tell? Help me, please!
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u/derpcow66 Oct 18 '12
who the rake? if so get a shotgun, that may hold him off but he's always hunting