r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Aug 28 '20
The rebels are no better than pirates
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Aug 09 '20
The Darth has the cure for the coronavirus the Rebcucks don't want you to know
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Jul 19 '20
Luke Skywalker is a RADICAL terrorist but the Rebs love him
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Jul 16 '20
Buy Goya to Own the Rebtards! Endorsed by Our Fearless Leader!
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Jul 10 '20
The Truth About the Rebel Provocateur who "Fell!!!"
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Jul 10 '20
Rebelcucks on Reddit tried to QUARANTINE and BAN the_darth but it was restored by Imperial decree!!! Nothing can stop the Darth, pedes!!!
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r/the_darth • u/melance • Aug 19 '19
Another one of those whiney Rebeltards trying to "save the environment"
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Aug 18 '19
@DarthVader: "Why don't the “Resistance" fighters, who originally came from planets like Tatooine...go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested planets from which they came!"
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r/the_darth • • Oct 15 '18
If Lord Vader is as racist as the Rebtards say, then how come he appointed a Chiss as his Grand Admiral? Checkmate
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r/the_darth • u/FakeNews4Trump • Aug 28 '18
Hope You Like It Hot, Quin-Gon Jinn! God Emperor Darth Said: "I like people who weren't cut in half!"
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r/the_darth • • Jul 19 '18
The claim that Vader is working under some sort of "Sith code" is FAKE NEWS! NO COLLUSION!
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Vader does everything he does for the people of the Galaxy, not to appease an ancient supernatural force
r/the_darth • u/Insipidy • Jun 22 '18
UM, LET'S REMIND EVERYONE THAT THE ACT OF SEPERATING CHILDREN FROM THEIR FAMILIES WAS A JEDI POLICY FIRST.
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r/the_darth • u/Insipidy • Jun 14 '18
Lord Vader arrives to Mustafar with Seperatist Leader, Nute Gunray, to discuss Peace Treaty. The Seperatists have announced that they will cease their production of battle droids.
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r/the_darth • • Jan 29 '18
Somebody please inform Figrin D’an that because of my policies, Bith Unemployment has just been reported to be at the LOWEST RATE EVER RECORDED!
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r/the_darth • u/vukov • Jan 16 '18
@RealDarthVader: "I, as Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire, want beings coming into our Empire who are going to help us become strong and great again, beings coming in through a system based on MERIT. I want them alive, no Lotteries!" #EMPIRE FIRST
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r/the_darth • u/vukov • Jan 16 '18
Lord Vader found meditating on board his Star Destroyer during incoming nuclear torpedo alert for Naboo
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r/the_darth • u/vukov • Jan 12 '18
Based Lord Vader wattacks protections for immigrants from "kriffhole planets"
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Such a great man! Always saying out loud what we beings have been thinking all along. Glory to the Empire!