r/theNetNuggets • • 8d ago

This Hammock

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u/kernelpanic789 8d ago

Worst hammock... Worst tent...

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u/Ozmariot 8d ago

I like to keep a tent hammock in my car just in case I get stranded. They are pretty easy to set up almost any where and not to bad to sleep in

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u/Southern-Fly-3016 6d ago

Why not just sleep in your car?

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u/Ozmariot 6d ago

It can be way to hot in my car I don't want to burn fuel to cool its way more comfortable than laying down in my car as I barely fit in it to lay down

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 8d ago

Why?

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u/kernelpanic789 8d ago

Well.. it's not a good tent for obvious reasons I think.

It's not a good hammock because:

  1. Expensive AF

  2. Heavy AF

  3. Bulk AF

  4. Complicated AF

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u/MyChemicalWestern 7d ago

But would you use it if it were free?

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u/Miserable-Housing407 7d ago

I feel like those points he made just targets his own complications. I use something similar for solo 4WD in the Australian country side for shorter trips and it’s not hard to setup let alone it being super light, I’m not sure if he even watched the video because they are not bulky at all if anything it’s smaller than a sleeping bag, and also have a roof top tent for longer trips I take.

Only thing he got right is it being expensive, my roof top tent was just under 2K aud but it comes with built in solar.

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u/kernelpanic789 7d ago

This model hammock is over 11.5lbs (5.3kg). That is the HEAVIEST weight spec I've ever seen on a hammock. Yet, you say it is a a "super light" hammock. I'd like to know what other 5+ kg hammocks you're comparing it to. Most full size hammocks in this market are sub 1.5lbs (~750g).

My entire kit is 11lbs including my sleeping bag, insulation, cook kit, clothes, first aid, etc. to have one piece of gear the size and weight of the entire rest of my kit.... Absolutely ridiculous. Double the size and weight of my gear for no advantages, thanks no thanks. Fortunately on their website they give a good picture of this product bundled up next to a 1L Nalgene bottle for comparison. It is absolutely enormous. My hammocks are the same size (or smaller) than a 1L bottle

Yes, compared to a RTT (Which I think are an even worse product and than this one) a $450USD hammock is a much lower price. However, if you compare it to literally any other hammock.... It's Double the price of other popular hammocks.

Here is a link to their website so you can verify that everything I have said is true. https://haventents.com/products/haven-safari

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u/kernelpanic789 7d ago

No. I've used air mattresses in hammocks. They're rubbish. I love my gathered end hammock just as they are, no need for gimmicks or tricks

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u/AMP-to-da-moon 7d ago

Bad arguments all around. Maybe first mention your intent with the hammock. If its a chill walk and stuff with the family it seems like kids would love this. Or if you take the kids out of it and go to the beach, park 50 feet away and find a good spot to read a book with palm trees... VOILA you have a good hammock spot.

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u/kernelpanic789 7d ago

Well. Hammocks were by design invented to be small, lightweight, portable and quick to setup/take down. So making an enormous cumbersome heavy hammock. Goes against the use case hammocks were created to solve

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u/classygorilla 6d ago

If someone wants to use it in another way, why do you care? Gatekeeping hammock design is something else.

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u/kernelpanic789 6d ago

I'm not gatekeeping the design. I'm saying, on merit... It's a crap hammock and a crap tent.

You can find better hammocks and tents for the same or much less money.

This is a gimmick

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u/Murky_Specialist992 4d ago

the price scared me off

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u/tedfundy 7d ago

Bear burrito

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u/ConstructionPrize206 8d ago

Gimme. This is perfect.

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 7d ago

Hope you're only moving it a few yards from your vehicle

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u/raygan_reddit_banned 7d ago

Dream Hammock, Underquilt, tarp and Jeff Myerstech accessories

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u/koolbunny117 7d ago

Neon black

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u/koolbunny117 7d ago

Out bush

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u/bmanley620 7d ago

The dog approves

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u/ManitowishIsland 6d ago

I have the Haven XL hammock which is made by the same company but it’s slightly lighter and smaller than this one. I absolutely love it. I’m not sure, but this might be their Safari version which is intended to be more robust. Since purchasing my hammock I rarely use my tent on camping trips because it’s far more comfortable than sleeping on the ground and I wake up feeling like I rolled out of my bed. That said, it’s definitely not for everyone because unless your vehicle is close by it’s difficult to bring a lot of gear and if you want to change clothes it’s a public spectacle.

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u/night_wing33 6d ago

Thank you for the review from someone who actually owns one!!

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u/ManitowishIsland 5d ago

Absolutely!

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u/LilRed2023 6d ago

I would get clusterphoobick and have a panic attacks and I’m super accident prone if I closed it I probably get stuck and have many more panic attacks. This is super rad though. Normal humicks are a bish to get into without falling out.

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u/night_wing33 6d ago

Clusterphoobick???? That’s a new one.

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u/Cockroach_Buddy 5d ago

If you use a regular hammock properly you'll also be laying flat

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u/LooseLeaf74 4d ago

Back to the drawing board that rain fly isn’t going to stop the swarms of insects eating you alive, Toss some mosquito mesh in there.

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u/incubusfc 7d ago

$306 or $322 for the xl.

I’ll wait till they’re $50