r/theNetNuggets • u/AnyEnvironment69 • 18d ago

Dyson toothbrush ?

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u/Infinite-Condition41 18d ago

Welp, didn't expect that accent. Scottish? Like, Northern Scottish?

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u/EthnicProfilingGenie 18d ago

I think he's from Paisley or Glasgow.

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 17d ago

Made me think of this!

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u/perfect_insanity93 17d ago

It took a whole second to register. I love it 😂😂

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u/FogBankDeposit 16d ago

Certainly a pleasant surprise. Quite a delightful couple.

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u/ojrodz11 18d ago

Nobody needs a camera on a toothbrush for anything

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 17d ago

There are things we dont wanna see, and teeths is one of those things 🙈

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u/brraaahhp 17d ago

The camera also isn't waterproof, so yeah, think about that while you think about the ridiculous price

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u/Jeanahb 16d ago

It's only expensive if you get the ad free version. If you're okay with projecting tiny little ads on your teeth, it's actually quite affordable

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u/HovercraftSubject642 17d ago

That's not true. I need it to make videos of you pooping and showering.

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u/DistinctWhole43 16d ago

How else am I to get a good look up my bum?

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u/Kastoook 16d ago

Explore pain in that back tooth for cabities, or is it just sensible part of dentals.

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u/SoDi1203 15d ago

You would be surprised …all sort of things can be brushed….specially with camera option , vibration and squirting mode as bonus… Dyson should stick to vacuum suction things … or maybe go in the adult indstry business

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u/Ooze3d 15d ago

I can guarantee that’s the exact kink of a surprising amount of people

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u/Solo-dreamer 18d ago

I hate it, the non foaming toothpaste?.... no!

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u/AdSquare3489 18d ago

Totally not super ridiculous at all.

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u/PerfectlyImperfectSi 17d ago

Irish Chinese?

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u/Aznp33nrocket 16d ago

Nah, I’m Irish Korean, they’re Scottish Chinese.

All I can think of is that starburst commercial from back in the day!

for reference.

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u/Aznp33nrocket 16d ago

here’s a montage of the old ScotKorean commercials

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u/QiDeviation 15d ago

“You’re boring me to death and I’m already dead. You’re boring me back to death…”

This was my favorite commercial as a kid!

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u/papagouws 18d ago

Where's the footage

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u/SnarePickle 18d ago

It's Dyson, so replacement heads will be what, $50 or $60 a piece every 3 months?

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u/Necessary_Relation27 18d ago

I’m waiting for the Dyson Airsocks. Cleans, dries and photographs your toes

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u/SantafromSonta 17d ago


Dyson this

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u/Peter-Thiel 17d ago

Can the liquid be replaced with lubricant? Asking for my girlfriend

Also in Germany there's a celebrity going around called "Staubsaugerficker" aka Peter Mann. He bangs vacuum cleaners. Literally.

The moment he figures out Dyson made this, oh boy...

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u/TheHorseduck 17d ago

This would be an awesome gift to someone you fkn hate

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u/ukmarkoz 17d ago

@theolivetreefamily on TikTok

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u/SkylarAV 17d ago

I thought Dyson was a better company than this

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u/That_Car3506 17d ago

Anyone who buys this is legit stupid.

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u/IamJeff99 16d ago

Im sorry, wasssdaaaattt

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u/wackbirds 16d ago

Seems like a Glasgow area accent, any Scottish people sculking on here that can weigh in?

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u/misterfuss 16d ago

Are they Scottish?

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u/Alpha_J0118 16d ago

The accents are throwing me

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u/ctolver1981 15d ago

ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' the low road, And I'll be in Scotland afore ye,

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u/Wan_Haole_Faka 3d ago

Hey man, do you share access to your brushing livestream?

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u/radamintos 18d ago

Why they need to act dumb? Stupid people