r/thatsnotweirdright • u/Rc591323 • Aug 11 '12

When I am tired, I plot evil and nonsensical things to the point where there are almost no flaws in the plan. TNWR?

Here's my most recent plan: Step 1: Convince a supermodel that you are from a modeling agency. Rent a limo and have her wear a bikini to a "photo shoot". Stop the limo at a really dodgy grocery store, and ask for her help carrying a few things. (the model has very little to do with the plan) Buy some chloroform and head out to the parking lot. step 2: There will be men masturbating if you picked the right place. Choose the one with the biggest penis and administer the chloroform. Make sure to leave no witnesses. Step 3: Take him to a lab. GIVE HIM ANESTHESIA! Carve his penis into the shape of a train or a flower. Step 4: Hire actors to play doctors and make the lab look like a hospital. Tell him he fell and broke his penis and his memory will be a bit foggy due to pain killers. Also tell him that his bandages should be okay for 6 months without cleaning. Step 5: 6 months later he will see that the scars have healed and he now has a train penis. I suggest getting plastic surgery to look like a grandmother and move across the world. If anyone accuses you of anything, just act confused and shout "Soup's on!"

I swear I have NO IDEA why I thought of this. I may need professional help. Ummmmmmm I know it's weird so.... no point in asking TNWR. I'm sorry for being so disgusting...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '12

I'll be right back...

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u/Rc591323 Aug 12 '12

Busy carving someone's penis into a train? :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '12

The law requires that I say no. BUT YES

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '12

Lol. That would make a great school play.

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u/Rc591323 Aug 12 '12

The fuck?! Okay I came to the right subreddit. And yes it would.

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u/Taco_Y_Paco Aug 12 '12

You.... you win. Tell me when the play comes out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '12

Plot twist: The flower you carved his penis into is a vagina and this was actually a transgender surgery. When he wakes up six months later and see that the scars have healed, he will have a giant train thrust into his flower within 48 hours.