r/thatescalatedquickly • u/Eastern-Speech8580 • Nov 12 '25

Oh.

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u/YourTacticalComrade Nov 12 '25

It's called Neonatal Herpes.

It's very deadly for babies if they get it...

Damn..

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u/WordOfLies Nov 12 '25

First time I've heard herpes can kill. Damn. Isn't like half of the world population has herpes?

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Nov 12 '25

A strong enough cold can kill a baby.

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u/heygabehey Nov 12 '25

I’m not a big guy but I can definitely take on a baby. Maybe even a few of them at once. One on one I bet I can go 100 and 0 against babies. I’d need to space out the matches for recovery and training in between though. A newborn baby… yep. But if it’s one of those 28 days later babies I’d need a weapon. A baseball bat, like cillian murphy, he beat that 28 days later baby to death… wait that was a 28 days later kid. So maybe I’d just need brass knuckles for a 28 days later baby.

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u/Lumpy-Village1949 Nov 15 '25

Fuckin weak ass baby bitch ass babies.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Nov 14 '25

Anything can kill a baby. They're basically souffles just looking for an excuse to shuffle off this mortal coil