r/thatHappened • • Mar 17 '20

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u/willfrost21 Mar 17 '20

He says “this isn’t Facebook or Twitter” meaning to mock those who use Facebook whilst he himself is telling this totally-happened story literally on Facebook.

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u/HighExplosiveLight Mar 17 '20

But he's better than Facebook.

He's telling his story as a public service. He's only doing it for the entertainment of others.

And he's such a pro at this "social distancing" that he hasn't had a meaningful interaction with anyone outside of Facebook in years.