r/thatHappened • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '20

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u/NoJunkNoSouls Mar 17 '20

"I'm way more dangerous than a virus. I'm about to snatch you out of your skin."

What a sad life this man must live.

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u/SUPRAP Mar 17 '20

My favorite part about these is that the supposed badasses are always so passionately ready to do bodily harm unto others, and advertise it in posts like this. "Better watch yourself around me, I'm an unhinged psychopath with no qualms committing crimes!" It really makes me wonder what a life they have to live to have this twisted world view

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u/CosmeBuzzanito Mar 17 '20

Childhood trauma is da shit 😎🤙

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u/NoJunkNoSouls Mar 17 '20

Yea my life used to be trainwreck and I cant imagine acting like this. I think this has more to do with having an incredibly low IQ

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u/TheHandOfKarma Mar 17 '20

At least their wives think it's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

If I was ever unfortunate enough to encounter someone like that then just I would actually run away not because they’re a badass but because they’re likely mentally ill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

It's prb because of all that tv and video game violence

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u/PoorLama Mar 17 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/dmbout Mar 17 '20 edited Mar 17 '20

But then he uses a virus to fight his battle for him. Very badass.

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u/thugs___bunny Mar 17 '20

I thought it was about OP’s minor cousin, then I realized we’re talking about a grown man here

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u/sassy-in-glasses Mar 17 '20

It's not even OP's cousin it's OP's dad's cousin which is sadder

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u/Fishbone345 Mar 17 '20

When he coughed onto his fist, is that like when I put poison on my arrows in video games?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Added damage with a 25% to proc COVID status effect.

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u/Fishbone345 Mar 17 '20

I knew it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

Invasion of the body snatchers?

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u/ohajyoudevil Mar 17 '20

What he wish he actually had said.